Bicentennial Man Page #4
able to be?
Well, I don't know.
See, people grow
through time.
But then, of course, for you, time
is a completely different proposition.
-For you, time is endless.
-Endless?
[Chuckles]
-Is this a good piece?
-Very.
[Gulls Cawing]
-What about this one?
-Excellent.
[Tapping]
It was
It was
the most convenient door
I found
a million-dollar baby
In a five and ten cent
store
[Continues]
[Richard]
And, nine months later,
a baby is born.
And those, Andrew,
are the so-called facts of life.
People actually do this,
sir?
-Well, yes.
-And married people--
one supposes they see it
as some kind of requirement
or obligation.
Well, it--
[Clears Throat]
-it's not exactly
an obligation, Andrew.
-That's a relief.
And it is the natural
and preferable way to conceive children.
Sir, of all these millions
of sperm, only one makes it?
-That's true.
-What happens to the others?
Well, they die.
They die?
Well, one does.
-But it's completely agreed
that it feels good--
-For both parties, sir?
In an ideal world.
-So people do it rather frequently.
-How often, sir?
-Well, as often as they can,
matter of fact.
-Ahh.
At least at first.
Sir,
-may one speak frankly with you?
-As always, Andrew.
It's just
that the whole process--
it sounds so messy.
I think
that's a fair comment.
They die.
[Richard Speaking,
Indistinct]
[Talking, Laughing Continue]
-Isn't it?
-[Giggling] What?
-[Richard] lt's called "humor."
-"Humor"?
Yes. People tell jokes
to make each other laugh.
And this laughter gives
pleasure, sir?
Yes.
to tell a joke?
Well, I-let's see. Um--
Two drunks walk into a bar.
Wouldn't two drunks walk
out of a bar, sir?
You walk into a bar to drink,
and you come out drunk.
Let's try something simpler, Andrew.
Um--[Clears Throat]
-Knock-knock.
-"Knock-knock"?
No, knock-knock,
someone's at the door.
-Shall one get it, sir?
-No, no. No.
Y-You say, "who's there,"
Andrew.
-Who's there, Andrew?
-No, just "Who's there?"
One does not know, sir.
Let's start with something
a little simpler, Andrew.
Why did the chicken
cross the road?
One does not know, sir.
Possibly a predator was
behind the chicken.
Or, possibly, there was
side, if it's a male chicken.
Or possibly a food source
or, depending on the season,
it might be migrating.
One hopes there's no traffic.
To get to the other side.
"To get to the other side."
Ohhh.
Why is that funny?
-So, what do you kids have
planned for the day?
-Probably stick with Andrew.
-What about you, Miss?
-I'm gonna go play
at my friend Natalie's house.
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