Bewitched Page #6

Of course.

Isabel, can you come out here?

Be brave. You look beautiful.

Ladies and gentlemen

of the press...

...I'd like you to meet the talented

and delightful Ms. Isabel Bigelow.

Say hello to the people, Isabel.

Hello.

No, no, into the microphone.

Here. Here.

- Hello.

- That's enough.

Now do that thing that you do.

Isn't that great?

That was great. Great.

Just stand there.

And guess who's playing Endora.

Ladies and gentlemen, please

welcome the great, the legendary...

...Miss Iris Smythson,

as my mother-in-law.

That's right.

Iris Smythson. Iris?

- Iris?

- All right, what's going on?

Iris Smythson.

And of course she hates me.

Don't you?

Anything you say, Jerry.

Jack. See what I mean?

That's a joke, right?

Endora used to refer to Darrin

as Derwood.

No, I just forgot your name.

But the news here

isn't Iris Smythson...

...or Jack Wyatt,

who's trying the small screen...

...after the twin disasters

of his last movie...

...and a messy split

from his wife, Sheila...

...who's already found

someone new...

...after a marriage that lasted

only 19 months.

Didrt she leave him for a

snowboarder/underwear model?

He's a moronlidiot.

- That's right.

- Arert they living together?

Yes, in my house! My house

that I bought before I even met her.

And she won't move

or sign the divorce papers.

The big news is the surprise casting

of an unknown as Samantha.

Her name is Isabel Bigelow...

...and she's quite the charmer,

isn't she?

- That's magic.

- So, what's Jack Wyatt thinking?

"My career has tanked,

so I'll fix it by playing Darrin"?

Yeah. Because that's crazy.

Who's running his life?

Plus, he did not look well.

Not look well? I look fine.

I'm extremely healthy.

Richie. Richie.

What am I gonna do with you?

Boy.

This is Richie.

Richie. Why'd you talk me

into doing this show? Huh?

What was I thinking?

What were you thinking?

We were both thinking

the same thing, Jack Attack.

Cast a nobody.

You're completely safe.

Richie, can't you come over here?

I could use a little support on this one.

Jack, I can't because I'm about to step

into a meeting with the head of NBC.

I'll be right there! One second.

Look, I don't know if you know this,

but I'm Darrin, okay?

They replaced Darrin on the original

Bewitched and no one noticed!

Nobody is going to replace you.

I'm Darrin! How did this happen?!

Hold the work!

Once upon a time, there was a typical

red-blooded American boy...

...who happened to bump into

a typical American girl.

And, cut!

- Jack, Jack.

- How was I? How was I?

- You were wonderful, man.

- So good.

- Don't lie to me.

- No. My ribs hurt.

It's what I get paid to do.

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