Bewitched Page #5

He's single. It's in all the tabloids.

His wife dumped him.

- Is that true?

- Yes!

Oh, my gosh.

I don't know why we're doing this,

but it's fun.

I know!

Although, you shouldn't get involved

with someone you're working with.

It can destroy your references.

I'm a career counselor and...

Well, that's the only reason

I took the job.

He is the cutest mess you have

ever seen. He is hopeless.

Oh, gosh, he's beyond mortal.

My father would never approve.

Oh. Well.

I won't?

Daddy. Hi.

What are you doing here?

Hello, Isabel. Love the hat.

And who is this?

This is my father.

This is Maria Kelly.

How witchy was that? We talk

about your father and he turns up.

Maria is my neighbor.

Nigel Bigelow. Enchant.

Okay.

And what won't I approve of?

A man Isabel thinks is cute.

I'm completely against it.

I'm gonna be an actress

in a television series.

She's gonna play Samantha

on Bewitched.

Bewitched?

That's an insult to our way of life.

Your dad is a hoot.

I'm gonna take one of these,

because you got a lot.

Oh, sure.

Anyway, if anyone's robbing my house,

let me know. I'll do the same for you.

Oh! And if you get a date

that has a friend...

...make sure he's not secretly married

before you call me.

- Bye, Nigel.

- Bye, Maria.

Bye, Maria.

Why can't you be happy for me?

In less than a week I have become

a rich and famous actress...

...living in a house I don't even have

to pay rent for...

...just like every other person

in the world.

Why wouldn't I be happy?

You've turned your back

on your own kind...

...and now you live down the street

from a Denny's.

Don't make fun of my life.

I could make fun of your life.

So, what about this man?

No, I am not telling you anything

anymore, you're too negative.

One morning,

I shot a lion in my pajamas.

What he was doing in my pajamas,

I'll never know.

Uncle Arthur. Classic.

Your brand of low comedy always did

appeal to adolescent mentality.

I won't do it.

Speaking of traveling,

remember that time...

Maybe I will.

Maybe I will.

- Sent over from Europe.

It's simply gorgeous.

It reminds me

of the one in California.

Lucinda, you really should be

watching this.

I'm only trying to say

that you broke your promise.

You gave me your word, no more...

Stuff.

It's a little harder to break the habit

than I thought.

Well, you can do it.

I've got a lot of faith in you.

Thank you, darling.

Ladies and gentlemen...

...please welcome the star

of the new Bewitched:

Jack Wyatt!

I didn't expect you guys to be here.

Okay, as you know,

we're here for Bewitched.

But it's not the same Bewitched

that you remember. It's being retooled.

But there is going to be a Samantha?

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