Better Off Single Page #3
tough play look easy
time and time again.
What is that noise?
Good morning,
ladies and gentlemen
we are delighted to have
you aboard this 45-minute
non-stop flight to New
York's Laguardia airport.
Please ensure that your seatbacks
are in upright position
your tabletops are stowed
and that you have avoided
our thousand dollar
check-bag fee
by placing absolutely
everything you own
in the overhead bins above.
If you are seated
in the middle seat
this does entitle you
to the use of both armrests
regardless of whether the stupid
f***er sitting next to you
has any idea of airplane
etiquette whatsoever.
After takeoff, you will be
permitted to use the iPhone
but prior to that time even
the single use of an iPhone
resulting in your eternal damnation
- straight to hell.
- Welcome aboard.
Oh, sh...
Whoopsies!
Wow. May I be of some
assistance to you?
- Yeah, that'd be great. -I'll
tell you what I'm gonna do.
I am gonna give this to you...
Little "Presie"...
And I will take this
and you can pick it up at
gate check on your way out
- when we land in New York.
- No, it's a really small bag.
- Yes. -There has to be
some room on board for it.
Hmm. You poor,
poor dear.
I'll tell you what I'm
gonna do for you.
Come see me when you
are exiting the aircraft
and I will credit you with
quadruple miles for today's flight
that you will never
be able to redeem, hmm?
Buckle up.
- This is me.
You just got totally hosed.
- I know, right?
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Half the bags on this flight are
bigger than that. -Seriously.
Thought it was bad getting the full
Monty going through X-ray search.
Oh, that's nothing. See
that old lady over there?
She practically begged for the thumb
treatment. She's such a terrorist.
- Look at her. Don't let that fool you.
- Such a terrorist.
Um...
- Online dating, huh?
- You saw that, did ya?
- I'm not judging.
- Wanna give me a hand?
- Mm-hmm. Yes, I do.
- Yeah?
Okay.
Date or no date?
Well, how 'bout...
Oh! Sally!
- She's 28, enjoys
emasculation of men -Sally.
Throwing up after meals
and long walks on the beach.
- Date. Definitely.
- Yeah?
- Yeah. She had me at "emasculation." -Wow.
You're a natural.
- Okay, Gretchen. She's 30 -ooh.
Gretch.
her age, being sensitive
smart and funny and only
posting one picture
- that was taken 12-15 years ago.
- Yeah. Without question
- she will look that good in person.
- Mm-hmm.
- Without question. Take her out tonight.
- Tonight?
Yeah.
Don't even wait a minute.
She's out on work release so...
- That'd be pretty hard to reschedule.
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