Best Men Page #4

Synopsis: The film opens with 4 tuxedo clad men showing up at a penitentiary to meet a friend who has just been released after three years in prison and is going straight from the jail to marry his girl friend. En route to the wedding, one of the men asks to stop by a bank to pick up some cash. As it turns out, he is a wanted bank robber who uses Shakespeare passages during his robberies and thus has become known as "Hamlet". Soon all five men are caught up in the bank and involved in the robbery as they end up in a hostage situation. The hostage negotiator shows up who turns out to be Hamlet's father. As the men are all known to those being robbed, this quirky comedy takes a left turn as their hostages all work to support the men.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Tamra Davis
Production: Orion Home Video
 
IMDB:
5.7
Rotten Tomatoes:
13%
R
Year:
1997
90 min
86 Views


Look, everybody just sit tight, aII right?

Nobody's going anywhere.

Don't have to. They're coming to us.

Can you get back on the sidewaIk?

My no-good son's not pIaying me

Iike a puppet in front of these voters.

BiIIy, get your ass out here!

You're so sure you're a man, why don't

you come out and taIk to me Iike one?

Let's move cIoser. Right there.

Can't we get any cIoser?

That about says it aII.

-Get them outta here.

-AII right, now, move it back.

-Come on.

-BiIIy.

BiIIy.

Cuervo.

-BiIIy.

-Stay cIose on BiIIy.

-How are things?

-You know, just same oId, same oId.

Yeah.

-How's the famiIy?

-Good. Growing up fast.

Jimmy's pIaying soccer now.

He says he wants to pIay in the WorId Cup.

Just Iet me know when you

two women are done gossiping.

WeII...

...wouIdn't your mother be proud of you?

Look at me when I'm taIking to you.

Who's in there with you?

The usuaI misfits?

They had nothing to do with this.

I'II be the judge of that.

This is between you and me.

Why don't you just Iet them go?

You've been off in La-La-Land too Iong.

You need a reaIity check, boy,

and the reaIity is, I'm in charge!

I aIways have been and aIways wiII be.

Charade's over. You come with me.

I don't think so, aII right?

What are you gonna do,

shoot your oId man?

You can't even shoot a rabbit.

I Iike rabbits.

You son of a b*tch!

Gun! On the ground!

Christ!

Stop firing! HoId your fire!

Teddy, get back inside!

Sir, shouId we storm the bank?

-F***ing--

-We're in it now. You know that, right?

-We're in it.

-Teddy.

-What? No.

-Cover the back.

-Yeah. I'II cover the back.

-SoI, you watch the front.

No way. No f***in' way.

Attempted murder is as far as I go.

I'm not participating in this anymore.

You hear this?

I'm not invoIved in this anymore, okay?

From now on, you consider me a hostage.

I'II cover it.

You aII right?

Yeah.

AII right. PuII yourseIf together.

I'II hoId down the fort.

Thanks.

Yeah.

And much to the horror

of the crowd and this reporter...

...sheriff and insurgent

mayoral candidate Bud Phillips...

...has ruthlessly ordered his men...

...to open fire on his very own son.

Billy is believed to be none

other than Hamlet...

...who has further frustrated investigators

by leaving behind an unusual calling card:

...sizable donations to local orphanages.

This mockery has landed him

on the FBl's most-wanted list...

...and has some calling him

a modern-day Robin Hood.

The standoff continues.

This is Cindy Vargas reporting live

from Memorial State Bank downtown.

I'm thinking you shouId probabIy

show me how to use this.

-Teddy.

-What?

-It's not a toy.

-Yeah.

Buzz, I was out there with you, okay?

I was right there with you.

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