Best Laid Plans Page #3
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- 1999
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OK? Now this one.
She's 1 6.
I mean, what 21 -year-old|carries around a fake I.D.
saying she's 1 6?
The girl downstairs|is 1 6!
I mean, it doesn't|matter if she said no.
It doesn't matter|if she screamed yes
and had a notary public|certify it,
she's underage!|It's statutory!
If she presses charges,|I will go to jail!
So I guess a second date's|out of the question then, huh?
Do you see?|Do you see now?
Do you see|how f***ed I am?
Bryce, statutory cases
are very, very hard|to prosecute.
No. The girl is 1 6.|I had sex with her.
Boom. Conviction.|You know what?
And it's not just jail.|It's my job, my career,
my entire education|shot to blistering f***!
Can you imagine explaining|a statutory rape conviction
or even an accusation|to a tenure committee?
Can you?
Bryce, sit down.
You're going to wear tracks|in these people's carpet.
I only wanted|to get laid.
Instead,|I'm getting f***ed!
Nick, I want to let|the girl go.
I'm raring to get her|the hell out of here,
but the only way|I can do that
is if she can guarantee|that she won't tell anyone,
and I don't see|how she can do that.
You won't take|her promise?
She's shown herself to be|a pillar of truthfulness.
And I can't bribe her.|I've got nothing to offer.
And--
Past that, and my thinking|just fails me.
I-- I don't think|I could threaten her.
I could.
What?
I already played|the good cop down there,
so maybe if I go down|and pull a reversal?
Scare the sh*t out of her.
We're f***ed.
You're telling me.
P.A.:
Welcome to Tropico|Recycling Company.Glass goes...
[Glass Clinking]
Nick!
Sorry, man. I forgot|about your dad's funeral.
Of all days, Barry.
I'm really sorry.
[Cat Screeches]
[Cat Moaning]
Oh, sh*t!
Man:
Is it yours?Nick:
No.|My neighbor's.He home?
We OK if I say|she was dead on arrival?
Yeah.
I'm going to|put her down.
Um, excuse me.
The shot costs $30.00.
I'm sorry.
It's the least|I can do.
There you go.
Thanks.
Here's 1 0 back.
Cheap absolution.
I'm sorry.|I'm really running late.
Oh, OK. Go ahead.
I'll just get the info|from her collar.
Thank you.
Sh*t!
Ah, sh*t.
Ever feel like the world's|conspiring against you?
My name's Nick,|by the way.
Mine's Myrtle.
Myrtle.
Really?
[Chuckling]
No.
Thank God.
It's Lissa.
I was just trying to|lower your expectations.
Two Ss?
Yeah. It's short|for Melissa.
When I was learning|to talk,
I used to pronounce|it '' Me Lissa,''
as in '' Me Tarzan,''|so the story goes.
Thanks for the lift.
[Praying]
Let the Lord lift up His|countenance about him
and give him peace.|Amen.
Nick:
I never would|have come back hereafter college,|but my father got sick,
so I came home|to take care of him.
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