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owe it to her to be ready.
- Sure.
- OK.
Come here.
Mmm. Does that feel good?
It feels good. It
feels really good.
You just raise your hand
if you have any questions.
My God. It's also really nice
to pay attention to the girls.
- To the what?
- The girls.
Yeah. Gentle.
Mmm... that's nice.
Mmm. I like that.
- Uh, Mrs Bender?
- Mm-hm?
I can't breathe.
Oh, it's OK, I'll
breathe for both of us.
Sometimes you look at
your life and say,
"I'm doing the best I can."
Other times, you have to
look at your life and say,
"I just f***ed my
best friend's mom."
But as I lay here the morning
after losing my virginity,
all I could think about was what
everyone would say if they knew.
You devil's spawn.
Nice one, son.
I want to see photos.
Does her p*ssy taste
like Seagram's?
No, I mean, it makes sense.
I mean, you guys hang
out, like, all the ti...
Oh, my God, his mom?
Jesus f***ing Christ!
You're a mother-f***er,
Rick Stevens.
I will never be your girlfriend.
Nina can't find out.
I'm gonna ask Nina Pennington out.
Right... you've had a boner for
She still doesn't
even know you exist.
Now's a good time to change that.
Doesn't change the fact she's
- Well, hello, gentlemen.
- Holy sh*t!
OK, I should probably
stop for a second
and give you the down-low
AW, f*** it.
- Hey, Karlis.
- So Nina Pennington, huh?
She is pretty, isn't she?
Don't you think you're setting
your sights a bit high there?
No. I mean, why not? I'm not
missing a toe or anything.
I like your bravado. It's cute.
Tell you what, what say I make
things a bit more interesting.
- Huh! Yeah, sure.
- Good.
I wager $1,000 that
you will not be able
to sign, seal and deliver
Nina Pennington.
Nobody's delivering
Nina Pennington.
- Sure I can.
- Fine.
- Fine.
- By Arbor Day.
Thanks for that unsolicited
stipulation, Billy.
So, two weeks. Is that a problem?
Nope.
Shake it, Rick. It's
creeping me out.
Oh, sh*t.
You made a bet with
a mobster's son.
Uh, a freshman just
got hit by a bus.
- Oh, whoa.
- Again? Cool.
Goddamn it. 1,000 bucks.
I'm a dead man.
- What the f***?
- Relax.
- You're having a holy vision.
- Who are you?
Saint Lola's the name. I'm the
patron saint of teenagers.
in the book of saints...
I'm unlisted.
A saint? What are you doing
in the boys' bathroom?
Old habits die hard.
You kind of look like my mother,
except with a camel toe.
I get that a lot.
Wait a minute, am I being punked?
You're being poped.
I'm here to help.
You're gonna help me score
with Nina Pennington?
It's not quite that easy.
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