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Synopsis: Benson, is a Casanova who despises women and invents all sorts of tricks to bed them and leave them. His favorite one is going through Germany posing as an American GI of Teunonic extraction. Whenever he spots a girl he likes, he takes a Polarod picture of her house, knocks on the door waving the photo and pretending to be on a pilgrimage to this very cottage his grandmother so vividly described. It is an infallible system for a hit-and-run seduction. Benson seems content with his game until he meets Jamison, a real operator who has learned to combine sex with money. Jamison poses as an exiled prince and not only gets women to share his bed but also to bestow their jewels on him for the sake of the counterrevolution. Benson decides to corner Jamison's market on sex plus finance. A contest develops, and whoever wins will dominate a small Riviera resort as "King of the Mountain," the film's original title. Remade in 1988 as "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels."
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Ralph Levy
Production: MCA Universal Home Video
 
IMDB:
6.8
Year:
1964
99 min
305 Views


you will remember his vow of silence?

Oh yeah,Your Highness, I will be blind

Keep your instructions.

Right. - Your Highness?

- Yes? - Say one more time.

Fanny of Omaha!

absent without permission, in a raid

gradonaelnikov home under false pretenses.

caught without uniforms, half naked,

attempted seduction the mayor's daughter.

Private, these charges are outrageous!

Yes, colonel, you are in big trouble.

- I in trouble?

I want to become general, and

would not look good in your record

you can not control their troops.

Who says you can not

to control your troops?

Just look at that infractions

the event, on this basis, under your nose.

Which offenses?

Gambling, introducing girls

Sneaking cigarettes, there is still room for and even whiskey.

Do not mention the porn movies

displayed in the toilet every evening.

Sir, your base is a hotbed of corruption.

I want to see those responsible for these offenses

Here Now!

Here I am, sir.

- Only you?

A sergeant usually so

a real fool of her colonel...

I doubt that you will become a general.

Is it me you're trying to blackmail

their own dossier?

Blackmailing is such an ugly word.

Do not say we could convince?

What a man can take so

shabby trick to get the girl...

The house where your grandmother ro?ena!

Vodnie. you...

Yes! - Dad, I just wanted to know

When you gonna comehome.

I do not know dear, it all depends on what we decide to do with

sergeant Benson!

Freddie Benson? You know that the house which is rented

ro?ena his grandmother?

You and my daughter? - Yes, Sir,

I have to testify about it.

It would not guess? - Is it you, sir,

propose to lie under oath?

I will laugh the whole European Command!

I will never become a general!

28 years working on it!

General, do not panic.

Yes, you are in big problems,

but maybe I can help.

- How? What can you do?

For example, if I were a civilian

I could not testify. - It's true.

For a few months of my release from the army.

If it is, for example, happened today

I could go with the base,

Germany, before anyone finds out anything.

Yes, that's it!

I initiated the process of releasing immediately!

A wise decision. A man I love money

who support their decisions.

What money?

So we will need travel expenses,

and leaving lucrative jobs for themselves.

Vodnie, it seems to me

hold in hand. - You will not regret it.

You must admit, I'm fairly

well-made drink.

Sorry, mate, what do you like this intrusion,

ali moram pobjei od ovih fraulien.

It seems that not one escaped.

Freddy, meine liebe,

You have told me to go.

Sudden command, sugar.

- Ozenit e me kao to si obeao, nein?

Of course, as soon as I get permission

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Stanley Shapiro

Stanley Shapiro (July 16, 1925 – July 21, 1990) was an American screenwriter and producer responsible for three of Doris Day's most successful films. Born in Brooklyn, New York, Shapiro earned his first screen credit for South Sea Woman in 1953. His work for Day earned him Oscar nominations for Lover Come Back and That Touch of Mink and a win for Pillow Talk, and Mink won him the Writers Guild of America Award for Best Written American Comedy. more…

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