Bedtime Story

Synopsis: Benson, is a Casanova who despises women and invents all sorts of tricks to bed them and leave them. His favorite one is going through Germany posing as an American GI of Teunonic extraction. Whenever he spots a girl he likes, he takes a Polarod picture of her house, knocks on the door waving the photo and pretending to be on a pilgrimage to this very cottage his grandmother so vividly described. It is an infallible system for a hit-and-run seduction. Benson seems content with his game until he meets Jamison, a real operator who has learned to combine sex with money. Jamison poses as an exiled prince and not only gets women to share his bed but also to bestow their jewels on him for the sake of the counterrevolution. Benson decides to corner Jamison's market on sex plus finance. A contest develops, and whoever wins will dominate a small Riviera resort as "King of the Mountain," the film's original title. Remade in 1988 as "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels."
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Ralph Levy
Production: MCA Universal Home Video
99 min

Stories for Good night

Neko long ago in a castle near

mora zivio je naoit princ.

Well is not this just a castle,

bio je to chateau na Francuskoj rivijeri.

And he's not really a prince,

makar su Ijudi to mislili,

pogotovo njegove zrtve.

Please, Your Excellency, please accept this small contribution

your large order.

At least make these emeralds

brought freedom many of my people,

can not accept them.

But I beg you!

Imagine what you can buy them!

No ma'am!

The lives of men and women and small children.

Men and women of my country would die to know that their

Prince accepts alms.

But for small children...

You have forever bound.

Oh no, Your Grace,

do not know what a pleasure for me, usually puanku


be this close to a prince.

Stand up lady, you're not puanka.

This humane act you become a noblewoman.

What a miracle!


Jewelry is usually reinforce the beauty of women,

but in your case is vice versa.

You're actually better without your necklaces.


Yes. Artificial beauty necklaces

reduce your natural beauty.


Simply the fantastic!

lady, I beg you, stop.

For your own safety.

Although the his victims

odricale neprocjenjivih blaga

they were all sure that this is a small

cijena za tako veliku pustolovinu.

Meanwhile, in the woods around a small tag

njemakog sela nalazio se jedan vuk.

Obilazio je sela u potrazi za zrtvama.

Kao i princ, i on je vrebao samo zene.

Guden. Bitte, help me die?

I speak English, vodnie.

Excellent! Germany's slowly coming back to me.

For a long time I did with my grandmother priao.

Your grandmother is German?

Of course,was born just in this country.

Actually, that's why I am here.

I promised her that I will

find her birth house.

It gave me this old photo.

This is the house!

Oh no!

Come! Look!


Come! I'll show you inside.

Do not! You do not want to annoy their parents.

And no, I live here alone.


As I was already there.

It is the same as my grandmother described.


There is a fireplace and wooden beams grandparents...

and painted windows and a gold medallion that you wear.

My grandmother had the same kind.

She lost her.

But I told her that she'll try to find the same


Ah, those stairs!

How many times I priala on those stairs...

take you straight to the bedroom, right?

- That's right!

Priala me on his bed and mattress stuffed with feathers


was so soft that just drifted into it.

How it was that called?

Ein feder bet!

- That's right! Ein Bet spring.

One is now up.

- And no, nothing can be so soft.

Come up and see.

- really you are sitting there with him as she said?

Can I be convinced.

Oh, what stories do I have to grandma

when I get back home.

Monsier Jameson! Redhead in gold dress, Fanny

Eubank, widow, Omaha,


$ 24 million, 35 carat necklace.

36/24/35. Perfect measure.

Grosse Mutter, if my luck you'll

monitor its operation.

This is your biggame? - It is the king.

Dude, we have officers who

better looking than him.

All I know is that it always succeeds.

If she was blonde girl goal, will not make it tonight

because she and the mayor's daughter

inaccessible to all soldiers.

Can Bet? Wages for a month?


Sorry, you can ask him to lend me a couple

marks on my badges.

Excuse me, can not say that.

Oh, that beautiful medallion!

It was from my grandmother.

She wanted to give him buduoj woman.

But, if you ask...

Oh no, I can not allow

to sell. Here, let me.

Ah, I can not accept money from women.

But it is for the operation of your grandmother!


Thanks anyway, but I really can not.

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Stanley Shapiro

Stanley Shapiro (July 16, 1925 – July 21, 1990) was an American screenwriter and producer responsible for three of Doris Day's most successful films. Born in Brooklyn, New York, Shapiro earned his first screen credit for South Sea Woman in 1953. His work for Day earned him Oscar nominations for Lover Come Back and That Touch of Mink and a win for Pillow Talk, and Mink won him the Writers Guild of America Award for Best Written American Comedy. more…

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