Bedazzled Page #4
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- 1967
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one well, heavy on the onions."
Yes, I think I'm beginning
to get the picture.
- It all seems to be quite straightforward.
- Good.
All we need do now, then,
is get it witnessed.
Sloth would be best. He's a lawyer.
Come on now, Sloth!
Wake up, you idle, great slob!
Here, are all your staff like this?
That's the trouble. I can't get
God's laughing, of course.
All he has to do is raise
his little finger...
he's got a thousand sycophantic,
prissy angels at his beck and call.
I'm lumbered with Anger and Sloth.
Wake up, you lazy, legal layabout!
Get up! Wake up!
Here, well, this is Stanley Moon.
He's selling me his soul, and I want
you to witness it on this document.
I want you to do some writing.
That's your forte, isn't it?
Writing.
Where it says,"ln the
presence of," your signature.
Your name. Remember that one?
Y... Yeah.
Sloth.
S... I...
S... I...
O... T...
O... T...
T... H.
Right. Very nice.
Now it's your turn.
Um...
there's just one thing, though.
You're not having second
thoughts, are you?
No. But shouldn't I sign in blood?
Blimey, you are a traditionalist.
All right then.
Let's use some of his.
He'll never notice.
There we are. Help yourself.
Well done.
Welcome to the club.
- When can I get started on my wishes?
- Soon as you like.
And if, by any chance,
you become dissatisfied...
all you have to do is go...
Just go...
You just go...
This'll terminate your wish and bring
you back to me, wherever I am.
Here we are. "M."
Let's see, um...
Machiavelli, McCarthy,
Masoch, Miller, Moses...
- Moses?
- Irving Moses, the fruiterer.
Here's Moon. S. Moon.
That's you filed away.
Now then, what would you like
to be first? Prime minister?
Oh, no, I've made that deal already.
Um, I don't know, really.
It's just that I'm not
very good with words.
I didn't have very
much of an education.
And... And I'm a bit, um...
Uh...
Um, I'm just a bit...
Inarticulate?
Yes, that's it... I think.
And you'd like to be the sort of person
who can use words like "inarticulate"?
Yeah! I'd like to be able to talk to
Margaret and tell her how I feel.
An intellectual who can get his
ideas across to the one he loves.
Yes, that's it.
Easily done.
Now then, you just stand
over here by the bird...
put your right hand
on its left claw.
Okay, lights out!
Take this!
Ooh! Ooh!
Am I gonna explode?
No, no, it's quite safe. I just put it
there for a bit of visual excitement.
It's not gonna hurt, is it?
Not a bit.
Hold tight!
The magic words:
Julie Andrews.
watch them for hours.
They've such beautiful hands.
Mmm.
Such fantastic delicacy, you see...
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