Bedazzled Page #3
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How do you do?
Pleased to meet you.
Watch it, that's all.
This is the, uh, Club Room.
It's, uh, quite nicely decorated
and painted. Early Hitler.
Now, what about my
little proposition?
All I want from you is something you
probably don't even realize you have.
My soul?
Yes.
Like you collect moths...
I collect souls.
I'd like to add yours
to my collection.
What are you doing?
Just a bit of routine mischief.
Now, then, what about your soul?
Well, uh, I don't know where it
is or how to get hold of it.
Exactly.
And all I want from you is the exclusive
global and universal rights to it.
But if you took it
out, wouldn't it hurt?
It's a painless operation.
And afterwards, you
won't feel a thing.
Besides, it's been no earthly
good to you, has it?
Like to look at the contract?
Yes, please.
There we are.
Your soul's rather like your appendix...
totally expendable.
There was a time when it
did have a function...
but nowadays the vast majority
Looks a bit complicated.
It's a standard contract.
Gives you seven wishes in accordance
with the mystic rules of life...
seven days of the week, seven deadly sins,
seven seas, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.
Look, if you're not interested...
I'm sure there's thousands of others
who'd jump at the opportunity.
No, it's just a bit
sudden, that's all.
Read it through on your own time.
"I, Stanley Moon...
"hereinafter and in the hereafter...
to be known as the damned..."
The damned?
It's a form of words. Legal jargon.
"Do warrant that I am the
sole owner of my soul."
But what about Margaret? Do you promise
that I'll have her all to myself?
Sign that...
and Margaret Spencer...
will be yours.
"Dear Miss Spencer, this
is just to say cheerio.
"Yours sincerely, Stanley Moon.
P.S. I leave you my
collection of moths."
Just how well did you know Mr. Moon?
Not at all, really.
I used to see him at Wimpy's.
Well, it does seem that, of all the people
in his life, you were the closest to him.
Why else would he leave you that note?
I suppose that must be true.
How awful.
Have you any idea why he
contemplated this rash act?
Can't say, really.
At work he always seems
so calm and quiet.
Sorry to be so blunt,
Miss Spencer...
but are you sure you're not concealing your
relationship with the would-be deceased?
Wasn't a relationship.
I scarcely knew the man.
What are you doing all
that measuring for?
Eh? Oh, we always do
this, Miss Spencer.
You'd be amazed how
often it pays off.
Now, did you say anything
Can you remember your
exact last words to him?
I think it was...
"Wimpy Burgers twice, one M.R.,
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