Bedazzled Page #5
Yeah! That's not what I wished for.
Hold on now, mister. You wished
that the two of you were married.
You didn't say anything about her
loving you.
You know, when two people get
married I assume that--
There's your mistake.
-May I suggest something?
-What?
Rich and powerful
wasn't really the way to go.
Everyone wishes for that,
and it never pans out.
-Really?
-The fact of the matter is...
...women aren't really attracted
to wealth and power.
-They're not?
-No, of course not.
They couldn't give
a fig for all that rubbish.
What you need to figure out is
what she wants in a man.
How do I find that out?
Easy.
I'm not with her!
Where are we?
A place you never would have seen
without my help. Alison's bedroom.
We can't be in here.
This is breaking and entering.
I know.
It's fun, isn't it?
I'm sure we're gonna find the answer
somewhere around here.
Don't worry.
She won't be able to see you.
Besides...
...she's in the shower.
Naked.
Right behind that door.
Go on, go ahead.
Take a peep.
No!
Oh, come on.
We both know you want to.
You must think I'm
really perverted, don't you?
You think I'm a sad, desperate,
twisted, pathetic loser.
Yes.
In that case,
I'll take a quick look.
Focus, Elliot.
Remember, we're here to find out
what kind of man she wants.
How do we do that?
Well, she keeps a journal.
And here it is!
I'll find some information
here that you'll find useful.
Hey, that's private stuff.
Is it ever!
Listen to this.
" Last night was the most
incredible night of my life.
I never did find out any of the guys'
names, but I brought them here...
...and all five banged me
like a Salvation Army drum."
What?
-Give me that!
-Just kidding.
I could have been a writer.
She could bump into you
and she wouldn't feel it.
Now this is good.
" I meet many attractive men
who are interested in me and...
...while many of them are handsome
or clever or very successful...
from them and...
...searching the horizon
for someone else.
I don't know who he is or where
I'll find him. I only know...
...that he is a sensitive man.
He's a man who's in touch
with his emotions.
He's a man who's not afraid
to share his fears...
...his disappointments and his tears.
'Where are you, my sensitive man?'"
Did you see that?
We were one person for a split second.
Just like in Ghost!
I've got an earthquake
in eight minutes.
Any chance of making a wish here?
Yes.
I wish I were the most sensitive
man in the world.
Right. Okay.
Wait!
I wish I were the most emotionally
sensitive man in the world.
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