Bedazzled

Synopsis: Elliot Richardson, a socially awkward IT worker, is given seven wishes to get the girl of his dreams when he meets up with a very seductive Satan. The catch: his soul. Some of his wishes include being a 7 foot basketball star, a wealthy, powerful man, and a sensitive caring guy. But, as could be expected, the Devil must put her own little twist on each his fantasies.
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
Director(s): Harold Ramis
Production: 20th Century Fox
  1 win & 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.0
Metacritic:
49
Rotten Tomatoes:
49%
PG-13
Year:
2000
93 min
Website
638 Views

Synedyne Technical Support.

How can I help you?

Synedyne Technical Support.

How can I help you?

This is Elliot. How can I help you?

Oh, wow. Yeah, okay.

Give me a second to find you here.

My computer's running slow today.

Wake up, fella. There you are.

Hey, you got yourself a model 5732...

...128 megs of RAM,

You say it hangs every time you print?

Wow! All right, no problem.

Can you hold for two seconds?

Carol! Carol.

I don't know what you've been told,

but the rest of us start at 9.

Just kidding. Good morning.

Hey, Dan, my man! What's up, my bro?

Yeah, put it there! All right. Yeah.

You and the guys up

for some hoopage after work?

We don't know yet, Elliot.

I'm not sure yet, okay?

That's cool. Just let me know.

I'm there. I love the round ball.

That's why they call me " Air Elliot."

-Yeah!

-Okay.

Make sure that you let me know

the right time...

...because last week you said 6:30.

When I got there you were leaving.

I mean, how stupid did you feel?

Pretty stupid, Elliot.

No problem, Danny. Give it up.

-Hey, Daniel.

-Hey, man, how you doing?

Good, good. How you doing, man?

Hey, Bob!

-What's up?

-Hey, Elliot.

You and your posse gonna hit

the Brewery tonight?

My " posse" ? No.

They're all busy with the big--

What's with your neck?

Oh, nothing. It's a repetitive stress

disorder. It's a headset injury.

How about we knock back some suds

and check out the babes?

Elliot, I'm married, remember?

I'm gonna go home,

spend some time with my wife.

Taking a trip to Whipville.

It just gets funnier

every time you do that.

Don't, don't, don't--

Hey, Jerry!

Jerry, Jerry, bo-berry,

fee-fie-fo-ferry, Jerry!

-What's happening, brother?

-Running to an important meeting.

You'll appreciate this,

because we're stereo component nuts.

Check these out, homes.

These are the new lngebritzens.

XVC speakers.

The back of the left speaker,

the front of the right.

Sweet, sweet, sweet.

That's the front of the left--

No, that's the right....

I think-- Oh, man!

-What?

-It's Elliot.

Who told him we were here?

-Oh, shit.

-Did you tell him we were here?

Hi!

You guys!

I told you not to--

Well, well, well,

isn't this a big surprise?

I thought everybody was busy.

A slight change of plans.

Oh, is that right? Well, I'm

a little bit peeved at you guys.

You tried to ditch me.

I might not even sit down.

We understand. See you tomorrow.

-Later, Elliot.

-I'm kidding!

-Switch places with me.

-I'm fine.

-What?

-Oh, my goodness gracious.

You've gotta be kidding!

Don't tell me you have

a thing for Alison Gardner.

-Oh, man!

-Please.

She's way out of your league.

lsn't she dating that guy in research?

Brian, with the teeth.

Brian? The guy with the teeth.

No, that's been over

for three months now.

-Oh, yeah? How do you know that?

-I know a lot of things about her.

She likes her bagels buttered,

but not toasted.

-Wow.

-How specific.

I know that she looks beautiful in

any color, but when she wears blue....

You guys old friends?

We have been working together at

the same company for four years.

You spend time together,

you get close.

So it should be no problem

for you to just get up and say hello.

She's with somebody.

I'll catch up with her tomorrow.

Hold on, Elliot.

Come clean here. You have never

spoken to Alison Gardner, right?

Of course I have.

-Did I say " queer" earlier?

-You are pathetic, Elliot! Really.

I guess you guys won't

let me relax tonight...

...until I go say hello.

-I guess not.

-Yeah.

Well, if that'll make you happy.

You think I'm pathetic.

-Don't touch me.

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Larry Gelbart

Larry Simon Gelbart (February 25, 1928 – September 11, 2009) was an American television writer, playwright, screenwriter, director and author, most famous as a creator and producer of the television series M*A*S*H, and as co-writer of Broadway musicals City of Angels and A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. more…

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