Bed & Board Page #3

You can't send that!

It's true, isn't it?

Listen!

He's Lucien's customer...

You can't do that!

I can't?.. Then you write him!

I will!

You're a selfish monster!

Everybody has to help you!

I didn't ask for anything

I didn't want the damn telephone!

Why?

Because friends might call us?

What if we're bored?

I don't know what boredom is!

I know some people get bored...

but I don't know what it means!

There's always something to do...

cut the pages of a book...

do crossword puzzles, take notes...

always something to do!

I'd like a 30-hour day...

because I'm never bored!

I wish I were 60...

I'd only need 5 hours sleep!

I'm going to the toilet!

Going to school?

Aren't you on strike?

You're an early bird...

- It's cold...

- Want a set of keys?

Anyway, they're right here

Give me a hand...

Get a move on, Marcel!

No more noise?

They're plastic...

On wheels?

No!

The new management got them...

they're noiseless!

You look nervous

I'm testing a product I invented

If it works,

I get Absolute Red...

If not, I read the want ads!

I studied our horoscope.

Very favorable!

Big things ahead for you and me

I used too much...

What do you think?

Read the want ads!

Important new

American hydraulic company...

seeks dynamic

young man speaking English...

"Dear sir:

I wish to recommend..."

"the son of an old friend."

"Former Scout leader

and a loyal Frenchman...

"he is completely fluent in..."

the language of Shakespeare."

"His dynamism should be useful

to your firm."

Could you give this letter to the

director?

You can come in now

Just a minute

The applicant is here

- Say hello first

- Hello! Now hurry up

Monsieur Max, please

- My little cream puff!

- Down, boy!

Monsieur Max?.. He's here

Watch out! I love cream puffs!

If I had breasts

I'd fondle them all day

A very nice letter...

You speak...

You speak English well?

A little...

You read it better than you speak it

The problem...

for our employees here...

is transportation.

You have a car?

You can't start at the top,

of course

I'll put you on the scale-models

We've made a model of a harbor...

with the port installations

You'll maneuver the boats...

Like the job?

You'll see:
my employees...

are so happy here...

they hate to stay home on Sundays!

That is the port...

based on future plans

At present, the harbor silts up

So we've built a dike

from there to there

Otherwise, it's accurate to scale

Your job will be...

to run the boats by remote control

Push a button and away they go!

Like the job?

"You'll see:
my employees..."

"are so happy here..."

"they hate to stay home Sundays!"

He says that to all the new ones!

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