Bed & Board
- GP
- Year:
- 1970
- 100 min
- 305 Views
There, Mademoiselle
No... it's Madame!
This magazine, please
That poster of Nureyev...
may I have it?
- Help yourself
- Lovely...
Terrific!
- How much?
- Two francs
Thank you...
Mademoiselle...
No... it's Madame!
You go ahead, I'm slow
I'm late! I forgot the red
You're dyeing them red?
We did that at school:
We'd stick a flower in ink...
it'd turn black or blue
It was so messy we'd get hell!
They're turning red now
They're going to ban those products
I heard it on TV
What the hell for?
because of water pollution!
Shaving cream, too
From now on, only electric razors!
Look how red they are!
That was quick!
My immersion-heater...
Funny!
There's one that stays white...
Yes... and I don't know why
How's the artist?
Damn it, Ginette!
I pay you to work for me!
Know what I did?
Bought new pajamas
But I only kept the top
What do you say to that?
Not a thing!
You want an engraved invitation?
The flowers are here...
The blue are now red!
No... vice-versa!
It's an old story. I said...
"Mme Fournier, be nice..."
"My radio doesn't bother anyone"
She says:
"So, sue me!"After all, I pay big taxes, right?
She just makes buttonholes!
I should have sued her then...
If I had it to do over...
They turned red!
You should go into business
for yourself
Telephone!
Hurry up!
I'll call her... hang on!
Oh, hello... Could you tell my wife
her mother's calling?
Hello mama...
I can't hear...
The garbage cans!
Tonight?
I'm sure we're free
Need anything?
Right... at 8:
30!See you tonight
We're invited to dinner at 8:15
I'll get you yet!
Give me a hand, please
Coming, dear!
I'm coming...
I'm almost ready!
You can set your clock by him
He's an opera singer:
always exits on cue!
You're neighbors, aren't you?
Same floor, next door
He's always right on time...
and always mad at his wife!
She's like your flowers...
A little red here,
a little blue there...
Look over there!
Christine, would you get the wine?
The personnel wanted to work!
Antoine, come help me
Go ahead...
That bottle, please
The Senator had a Mercedes...
a foreign car:
bad politics!So he got a Citron
I got the Mercedes!
I can sell it
Striglias?
Striglias...
often confused with oubiglias
From my neighbor... Plates?
I thought you brought them...
for Mother's Day
Mother's Day?
I'm sorry, mama, I forgot!
Mother's Day is a Nazi invention...
Yes... during the war...
I put in aspirin
Aspirin in the water?
That's nonsense.
You should cut the stems
I do that too...
about 1/2 inch
Out of the water?
That's useless, too...
You have to cut them in the water,
so that...
no air gets in
The water goes straight up
to the flower
Your Japanese expert said that?
They know all about flowers
Floral art...
What about me?
Don't I get any soup?
I spoke to the Senator...
He might invest in your idea:
A self-service flower stand
I'm not interested anymore
I thought it over...
Too much spoilage...
right?
Except near a cemetery;
you could sell wreaths...
I've got a new interest...
A process to obtain Absolute Red
Too bad. The Senator loves flowers
Anyway...
he says you'll get a phone soon
Then pupils can call me directly!
You got the message? Marianne...
She came.
Her dentist cancelled
The little virtuoso...
who plays better than you?
Don't exaggerate!
She is gifted, but...
her mother forgets to pay and...
You won't ask? I will!
You're in the courtyard
I'll grab her coming out,
and ask her!
I've got an idea!
If she forgets, let her go
Just close the door.
Then play a tune so Antoine knows!
Play what?
- "River Kwai?"
- No, not that!
"Mademoiselle from Armentieres?"
Something livelier
"Autumn Leaves?"
Too slow!
"Carmen?"
"The Jewel Song?"
What's that?
"The Marseillaise!"
Of course!
"The Marseillaise?"
It's just right!
Oh, no! Can't be done...
You can't play it...
Not on a violin!
Why not?
Because:
"You can't fiddle around..."
"with a national anthem!"
Everyone knows that...
I'll get the light
Something's creepy about him
Doesn't Mme. Martin
know who he is?
No! He sublets. In 3 months...
he's had no visits, no mail!
Didn't you notice his hairy hands...
with forked fingers...
and sharp nails
that come out at night...
and grab at women's legs!
at women's legs!
Damn! I forgot the light
Don't look!
I'm reading
I think naked men are ugly!
How do women stand it?
Naked men are repulsive!
- Not all men...
- Yes, all men!
Except one!
That's true...
All... except one!
Who's the pin-up?
Nureyev.
A great dancer... and handsome
My poor breasts!
I can't breast-feed a child
Me neither!
Let him feed himself!
Let's see...
Let me see your breasts!
What's wrong with them?
Hey, they don't match!
You're crazy!
One's bigger than the other
It's not true
It is true!
Then it's normal!
Not at all...
If they had names they'd be...
Laurel... and Hardy!
Or maybe:
Don Quixote...and the little one: Sancho Panza
It's not funny!
A warm bed at night...
Get up! My pupil's coming
Hello Marianne
I'll call my wife
It's your pupil...
I'll leave you now...
Did you practice?
Your scales and "sostenuto"?
About an hour a day
Shall we start right in?
Think about your attacks,
and you tone
Anybody here?
Excuse me,
could you tell me...
Doinel!
- How are you?
- Same as always
What're you doing?
Coloring flowers
Your own business?
No... I work for a florist
Look like hard work
They say it takes
a lazy man to work hard
Married?
Yes, I live here...
Hear that violin?
My wife...
She gives lessons
Ah, a musician
You always did like music...
and nice bourgeois girls!
I never looked at it that way
For me,
it's not just the girl...
It's her family:
father, mother...I enjoy parents...
when they're not my own!
That your truck out front?
Can't park there
I gave you a ticket. Want two?
Sure, Dad, make it a pair!
You know a... Desdoigts?
M. Desbois... up there
That's funny...
Maybe he's gone out
I'd be surprised...
He hasn't, for 25 years
Sort of voluntary confinement
Says he won't go out till
Marshal who is...
Marshal Juin?
No, the one who ran France
during the war
Marshal Petain!
Won't go out till Marshal Petain...
is buried in Verdun!
Where is he?
The TV repairman is here
About time! Hurry up!
Take it easy!
How's Josianne?
Didn't you marry her?
No. She quit work to marry...
an astronaut!
"Big pay and always away!"
She's got it made!
He married her
because he knocked her up
I think she let herself...
because... yeah, you get me?
Excuse me... be right back!
You're getting good!
Thanks to Mme. Doinel...
I can never tell whether
it's my wife or Marianne playing
Soon you'll give the lessons...
and my wife will pay you!
Oh, I forgot to pay your wife!
It doesn't matter...
Yes, yes!
I forgot last time too!
No hurry...
Two lessons
Well, thank you... goodbye...
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