Beavis and Butt-Head Do America Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1996
- 81 min
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BUTT-HEAD
Holed up. Huh huh huh. Holed.
BEAVIS:
Muddy picks up the gun and SHOOTS the TV.
MUDDY:
No.
Muddy driving his loud four-by-four like a maniac, drunk with
bloodshot eyes. B&B are in the back seat. He eyes them through the
rearview. Meanwhile, a cat bounces off the windshield with a
SHRIEK.
MUDDY:
One more thing. Mah wife's got this
leather satchel. It's black, about this
big. I need ya to bring it back. It's
real important. Sentimental value... Any
questions so far?
BUTT-HEAD
Uh, yeah. Does she have big hooters?
MUDDY:
She sure does.
BUTT-HEAD
This is gonna be cool! Huh huh huh.
BEAVIS:
Yeah, heh heh. Boooooiiiing!!!
MUDDY:
Just make sure it looks like an
accident...
BEAVIS:
(spastic)
Yeah, heh heh. I think I just had an
accident. Heh heh hmm heh hmm heh.
MUDDY:
Huh huh. You guys are funny. Let's have
a drink on it.
Muddy swigs the last swallow from his bottle of bourbon.
In an overhead view, the four-by-four screeches up to the gate,
fishtails to a stop, throwing B&B onto the sidewalk, and peels
away.
BUTT-HEAD
We're gonna get paid to score.
BEAVIS:
Yeah, heh heh, and then we're gonna
get a big-screen TV! Heh heh.
BUTT-HEAD
Beavis, this is the greatest day of
our lives. Huh huh huh.
INT. AIRPLANE - DAY
B&B enter the plane. They sit down in the first two seats on the
right - in First Class. A flight attendant, DOLORIS approaches
them.
DOLORIS:
Hi. Can I help you find your seats?
BUTT-HEAD
DOLORIS:
I think your tickets have you seated
in row fourteen, coach. So why don't
you just go ahead and move back, OK?
BUTT-HEAD
That's OK. Someone else can have those.
BEAVIS:
Yeah, it's not that important to me,
really. Those seats are too small anyways.
Doloris yanks them out of their seats and leads them down the
aisle.
ANGLE DOWN AISLE in coach. Doloris stops by a row where an elderly
woman, MARTHA, sits by the window. Next to her: Two empty seats.
DOLORIS:
Here you are.
She gestures to the seats and leaves. Beavis climbs in the middle,
Butt-Head in the aisle - still watching Doloris.
BUTT-HEAD
Hey Beavis. When she was leading us down
here, huh huh, she touched my butt. Huh
huh huh.
Martha, her senses a bit dimmed from age, turns to B&B.
MARTHA:
Hello there. Are you two heading for Las
Vegas?
BEAVIS:
Yeah, we're gonna score.
MARTHA:
I hope to score big there myself. I'm
mostly going to be doing the slots.
BEAVIS:
Yeah, I'm hoping to do some sluts too.
Heh heh. Do they have lots of sluts in
Las Vegas?
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