Beautiful Girls Page #3

Dad's parked in front of the TV

all the time

and my mom's clothes

are still hanging in the closet.

- So what did you do Christmas?

- The tiki lounge gets real busy.

- Come on. What did you do?

- Went to Pennsylvania with Tracy.

- Met her parents.

- Was it good?

- It was all right.

- Right.

How's Sharon?

Sharon? She's OK, you know?

Well, she's actually not that good,

you know...

What about the other thing,

the other situation?

Oh, Darian? It's over.

- It's over?

- I mean it's practically over.

Wait, it's "practically" over?

Well, I mean it's... practically over.

It's over.

Listen, how come you never came down

that weekend? I had the whole thing.

You know, I got busy and...

I had to stick around, but...

What about spring?

I'll come see you this spring.

Now I know

what I'm doing this spring.

Hey, Stinky Womack re-opened

The Johnson Inn.

You wanna go by, maybe,

- grab a beer or something?

- Yeah. Great.

- Hey, what's up, Tommy? Who's that?

- Hey, Stinky!

Hey, Willie!

Hey, watch the Stinky stuff.

I'm a proprietor now.

- Sorry, Stinky. Nice job!

- Yeah, huh?

We got a new bar,

little fireplace, menu, apps.

- Apps?

- Yeah. Appetisers. We got apps.

He's the proprietor.

He's got the lingo down.

Willie! Willie C!

- What's up?

- What's up?

You all right?

Scoot over.

- What's got him creased?

- This.

- What is it?

- It's a diamond.

- F***in' thing's brown.

- It's champagne, the newest thing.

- What?

- It's a trend.

- Frank, two beers.

- You're so uncultured.

Champagne. It's a nice stone, Paul.

I heard about this. They're trying

to create a new market.

Oh, right, yeah. They were calling it

"piss" but weren't moving any units.

- What's with you?

- What?

- How much did you pay?

- What difference does it make?

What difference?

Diamonds are colourless.

You buy a coloured diamond

for a girl you're not even seeing.

- You been eating retard sandwiches.

- I don't need your sh*t.

- I think you do.

- F*** you, Mr High Horse.

You're like a human Geraldo episode.

- What does that mean?

- Guys...

You got one broad destroying her

marriage, one destroying her stomach.

- You just watch hockey.

- Don't push it.

What are you gonna do?

Beat me up after class?

This ain't high school any more.

The legend's dead.

- The legend can still f*** you up.

- Bullshit!

- Paul...

- Butt out, Conway.

Don't waltz in here

with your big city bullshit.

- F***ing loser.

- F*ggot.

- Prick.

- A**hole.

Free apps! I got free apps.

What?

Hey!

Willie boy.

- What are you doin'?

- Hanging out.

I like to mash snow, it gives me

a sense of self-satisfaction.

- You got a girlfriend?

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