Beautiful Girls

Nice playing, Will.

Thanks.

How you getting up there?

- Going by bus.

- How long's that?

It's... five, six hours.

- How about some food?

- No, I'm good. I'll see you.

- One to Knight's Ridge.

- One-way or round trip?

- One-way. How much is that?

- $48.

There you go.

OK. Gate 62. That way and turn right.

Have a good trip.

That's it.

Oh, sh*t.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Here you go.

- Thanks.

No 'buca. What's the matter?

No Sambuca this time?

- It's five in the morning, Kev.

- Is that too late or too early?

You guys done for the night?

- Yeah.

- Big storm.

- I didn't have any styrofoam.

- That's OK. I'll bring 'em back.

- OK.

- OK.

- Bye, Kev.

- Yeah.

- I'll see you.

- Bye.

- What?

- The styrofoam thing creases me.

- What are you talking about?

- First storm,

you'd think she'd get

some styrofoam cups for, like, $1.99.

- I'll return the mugs this time.

- Shut your f***ing hole.

- The chick's married, Tommy.

- No sh*t.

- She's not home.

- Where is she?

- Banging that guy.

- Buddy, she's sleeping.

I'll bet $20 she's banging that guy.

- Bad bet.

- Bad bet? Why?

Either way, you lose.

If you win, she's bangin' him.

If you lose, you lose 20 bucks.

Not a smart bet.

- I can't believe her.

- You really think she is?

- I know.

- The meat cutter?

Yes. The f***ing meat cutter.

What future can she have?

He cuts meat!

- You plough snow.

- At least meat you can eat.

- Why is he here?

- He's an employee.

All right. I'm outta here.

I'll see you at home.

- Don't go by Jan's.

- I'm not.

- Hey.

- You sand my lots?

- Yeah. Don't go by there.

- I'm not. Just get my lots.

- He's going by there.

- Without a doubt.

- Do I got anything in my 'stache?

- You're clean.

Willie!

- Willie!

- Hey, Mo!

- How you doing, man?

- All right. Good to see you.

- Good to be back?

- I've been back four minutes.

- You remember Cheryl and Michael Jr?

- Wow, Mo, they're...

cute.

- Yeah. You still seeing that chick?

- What do you mean by seeing?

- You're not engaged?

- No.

Well, it's been... what, a year?

- She hasn't put pressure on you?

- Depends what you mean by pressure.

Hey, kids.

- Hey, you psyched for the reunion?

- Oh, yeah.

- It's great to be back.

- The gang back together.

- Everybody's coming?

- Oh, yeah, everybody.

I can't wait to show you the house.

Come over for brunch.

Sarah'll make her waffles.

- Great. Thanks for the ride.

- No problem. You OK with this?

Yeah, I'm OK. I'm fine.

I'm glad you're home, man.

- All right, see you.

- See you soon.

- See you, kids.

- Bye!

- Hey, kids. Who wants ice cream?

- Me!

Hello, Dad.

- When did you get in?

- Just now. Mo picked me up.

- Got a lot of bags. Staying long?

- I don't know.

There's golf on TV.

Would you like to watch some golf?

Sure.

Why don't you put your bags upstairs

and come down and watch some golf?

Yeah. Yeah.

Hey!

Oh, man!

- You just getting up?

- Oh, yeah, man.

- Wild night. I got wrecked.

- Yeah?

- You gonna be home long?

- I don't know. We'll see.

- You see Dad?

- Yeah. We're gonna watch some golf.

- You missed a hell of a storm.

- Yeah.

Hey, when did the Ryans move out?

Ryans? I don't know. Last year.

Who moved in?

I don't know.

- They got a kid?

- Do they? I don't know.

Yeah, I think so. They got a kid.

Yeah, I'm gonna take a dump, man.

- Hey! Willie C! What's up?

- Paulie.

- You remember Elle MacPherson?

- How you doin'?

Jan's banging some meat cutter.

- It started a month ago.

- I heard you got the ultimatum.

F*** that.

What right does she have to do that?

- You've been going out seven years.

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