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instead of responding

to this mean-spirited--

Thank you so much.

We'll be right back with tips on how

to look young in your 20s and 30s...

and all the way into your 40s.

Don't go away.

You're clear.

We got 30 seconds till we're back.

Excuse me.

Thank you.

Oscar!

Are you in here?

- Where is he?

- I told you. No Oscar.

He'll be here. He's coming for me.

He won't forget.

Mrs. Walters, if you

just tell me who Oscar is...

then maybe I could

give him a call.

How about your son?

What's his name?

Bob.

- Not Oscar?

- Not Oscar.

I could call Bob and tell him

to come visit his mother.

Forget about Bob. He's--

He's my friend-- my son.

His name is Bob.

Forget about him.

- Where were you?

- At a convention in Schramsberg.

I believe I have asked you

to stay off my dance floor.

And this is not a toy.

It is a mike stand.

You were supposed to take me

to my soccer game.

I got tied up. I was signing autographs

and posing for pictures.

- I'll take you to your next practice.

- It was a game, not a practice!

Sorry!

My mom never forgets to take me

to my soccer games.

I did not forget.

Vanessa, these roach

and small rodent fumigators--

They came from

all over the country.

I could not let them down.

Miss Illinois.

What's this?

It's 6:
1 5.

I want to pick my mom up from work.

Why are they sending me a camera?

"Dear Contestant of the 2000

Miss American Miss Pageant--

This year we would like each contestant

to take photos of a day in your life."

I want to pick

my mother up from work.

"What kind of a girl are you?

What is your family like?"

Oh, my God, no.

I want to go pick up Ruby right now.

- We got to go now. Now, now, now, now!

- I just said that.

- Hey, Mom.

- What are you two doing here?

Why aren't you at your soccer game?

Clara, just wait

until we get into your room.

Ruby, wait. Vanessa, show her.

The pageant sent me a camera.

They want me to start taking pictures

of family outings...

you know, day-in-the-life stuff.

I thought we could get

some candid, fuzzy...

family-style pictures

with the old people here.

They want human-interest stuff.

What is human interest? I don't get it.

It's stuff that humans

find interesting.

- Like what?

- People. Take pictures of people.

What if there aren't that many people

you're interested in?

Can you take the wheelchair

and put it in the hallway?

People I find interesting.

Who do I find interesting?

John Tesh, Vanessa Williams.

I can't take their picture.

Up and over.

- My goodness.

- You got your hands-- Hold on.

I just need ideas.

Is there anybody--

- Hurry!

- I'm hurrying.

Could you go to that cabinet?

There's a white lace robe

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