Beautiful

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Judgment day.

For the 15 American beauty finalists...

seeking the coveted

national beauty title...

it's the long-awaited moment.

We'd say they all

look like prize winners.

Picked from entries representing

practically every state in the union...

they're the cream of the crop.

And, of course, a good deal

of this credit goes to my mother.

How long till they're straight?

You'll have beautiful teeth

by your 16th birthday.

Just in time for Junior Miss.

So how are you going

to be paying for this?

Cash. Monthly.

Ten...

30...

50--

- Where you been?

- Out.

Answer your mother.

Out.

Don't you be a smart-ass.

Lurdy, she's my kid, not yours.

As long as she's living under my roof,

she ain't gonna talk to me that way.

Your roof? You ain't got a roof.

This is my roof.

Where you going?

To work.

- You want some pizza?

- That's my pizza.

So do you want some pizza?

Knock first!

Mona, don't aggravate me.

I got a headache.

When the "do not enter"sign is up,

you knock first.

Do you want something

to eat or not?

I want you to knock first.

Can I come in?

Hi! My name is Ramona--

Hello. My name is Ramona Hibbard,

but my--

Hello. My name is Ramona Hibbard,

but my friends call me Mona.

I'm the owner of MND.

Mona's Neighborhood Deliveries.

I have a variety of household items

you may need...

but don't have enough time to go

all the way to the store to buy.

In laundry detergent,

I can offer you Fab or Tide.

Here's my card. Here's my card.

Here's my card.

You want

a five percent discount now?

No. Gerald over at Piggly-Wiggly told me

he'd give me a five percent discount.

It's ten to you.

I can't do that.

Nice doing business with you.

Hold on. Wait a minute.

All right. There you are.

There you go.

Thanks.

Why, how generous...

and completely unexpected.

Thank you, ma'am.

I'll see you soon.

And the winner...

of the Little Miss Starlet

fashion model contest...

12 to 14 age division is...

Autumn Meadowbrook!

And that concludes

the fourth annual Verna Chickles...

Little Miss Starlet

fashion model contest.

I want to thank you all

for coming today...

and thank you

for being so beautiful!

Where have you been?

I was feeling a little sick, so

I went and got myself a drink. Let's go.

Look what I won, Mama.

Look what I won.

You won?

"Participant"?

You didn't win.

You bought this with whatever

you paid to get in this thing.

- What did you pay?

- $135 registration fee.

$135 for that. Come on.

Get your bags.

Let's go. Come on.

Don't ask me to drive you

to any more of these things.

I'll pay for the gas.

I don't need you to pay for my gas.

I don't need you either!

I can ride my bike.

You're aggravating me, and I got

a headache. Let's get out of here.

Hurry up.

Go on. Go on.

Wait! Sh*t!

Wait! Wait!

- All right, listen to me!

- I was in the wrong room!

If he tries that bullshit again,

I'll kill him!

And I'll turn you in

for not protecting me!

I'll go live with a foster family

while you rot in jail!

Got that?

Nedra, don't believe the brat.

I went into the wrong room.

I was looking for the bathroom.

She's a lying brat.

Mona Hibbard, Miss Illinois...

is your new Miss American Miss!

Mona, honey, I don't know why

you haven't won any pageants.

It's not just that I haven't won.

After 18 pageants,

I haven't even made it into the top 20.

It's the wardrobe, isn't it?

I'm gonna tell you a little secret.

I have started a modeling academy

for the most promising young ladies.

A little basic training, and

you will be winning pageants in no time.

How would you like to pay for that?

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