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talking so that he can start.
Oh, I f***ing hate people like that.
I know but he was.. I don't blame him,
he was pissed you know.
Yeah.
We were supposed to be moving into
this two-bedroom apartment with him
and this twink. I could not picture
myself spending another yearjerking
off to bear porn because I'm too
afraid to bring a real guy home. Plus
when you're in Chelsea, if your waist
size is over 36 the Chelsea police
turn your ass around at 23rd street
and send you packing back to Hell's
Kitchen.
Isn't Hell's Kitchen getting just as
bad. Aren't they calling it Helsea?
Oh, watch the curb.
Oh sh*t.
It's not tough enough, It's like
admitting that you..
Oh, sh*t. I'm sorry dude.
...admitting that you know you like
bears is like is like coming out of
the closet twice.
I know. It's one thing to say you
think Brad Pitt's hot, but try saying
you want a mouthful of John Goodman.
Exactly. Like the other day I even had
a dream that I was having sex with a
guy in a santa Claus outfit and simon
walked in and caught us.
Ohh. Did he stuff your stocking?
Yes. santa comes more than once
a year in my dreams.
No joke, no joke. Michael's boyfriend
Carlos had a department store santa as
a fuckbuddy - hooked us up with a
thirty percent discount.
Wow. Friends with below retail
benefits. God, I love it!
Uh, I think I'm done. Umm. It's mostly
everything. so, I can take it from
here if you wanna head up.
OK, I'm going to wake up sleeping
booty and see if I can't get some...
All this fantasy talk has made me
kinda horny.
Me, too.
Hey! There's still some room!
Uhh. There's a few more things that
I umm..I'm sorry.
I uh.. just jokin'!
You have no idea. Truck stop was off
the hook. It was outrageous. They have
this huge, huge hot tub.
That's Ted and the glam bears.
Umm, glam bears... define.
Nay. They're actually muscle bears.
It's just what I call guys like that.
They make me feel insecure because
they have perfect bodies, perfect
boots, perfect beards and all that.
Woof.
Oh, barf.
Wow, uh jaded cappuccino with a
double shot of hate and despair.
You. Make that up all by yourself?
I'm working on.
Is it? Is it really?
No, but seriously, Brent. Thank you,
very much.
It's really appreciated,
I need this job.
Oh well, the job sucks. Don't worry
about that,
but the eye candy is compensation.
I'll say - hard candy by
the looks of it.
Oh, no, no, that's Robbie. We call her
Ruby because of the slippers that will
fall out her mouth when she speaks.
Hey, lover!
Girl!
Hunny, you look fabulous. Do a little
twirl, so I can take a look at ya!
Uh huh. Like the wig?
Uh..
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