Oh I was a naughty boy this year!
Ho Ho Ho!
What the hell are you doing there?
Waking your ass is up. You got the
audition I wanted but didn't get,
so fuck if I'm gonna let you sleep
End of a sublet, end of an era.
I know, right.
Are you guys here for callbacks?
Oh cool, thanks.
Hi, how's it going? Umm. Tyler Hall.
I should have a 10:30am audition?
Ooh hunny, you are late!
Come around here.
Tyler Hall is here.
Tyler Hall is at 10:30. I dunn-
I know he's late but he's fine.
Hi Tyler. I'm Amy Lynn,
the casting director.
Have you had a chance to
look over the sides?
Yeah, I'm off book.
Fabulous. I'll be reading with you. In
camera with your name and phone
number and we'll get started
whenever you're ready.
We all set there?
Um, yeah. Yup, we are all set.
Tyler Hall, 212-555-9532.
How'd it go?
What the hell are you two doing?
from Barney's sample sale.
Why don't you just buy
clothes that fit?
You're not going to get anyone's
attention with clothes that fit.
Hey, I rhymed!
Hey! Walt Witless.
Come with us, it's going to be hotness
over there, all picante and shit.
Hallelujah, Mary, success. Don't
you dare unbutton these.
Don't worry, they're not coming off
until they need to ... like an hour.
Ty! Come out with us for a twirl!
Thank you but I'm going to pass.
I'm going to go get some sleep.
sleep when you're dead! Or, like, 25.
Good night queens.
Oh no she didn't.. Oh yes she did.
OK, Ty, I'll be back later! I'm taking
out the trash with me!
see you later Ty!
Ty! Bring your ass out here!
simon, you seem to have this inability
Whatever, you have to see the two
hotties Cory and I just brought back!
Mormons from sandy, Utah, and they're
going to show us their magical
No, I have plans.
Hey, there's a bear on your shirt.
son, there's a bear in my shirt.
Go on kid. We don't bite.
Hey. Member or non?
That'll be eight dollars.
I'll get that.
No, it's ok. I got it.
You can get the first drink.
The drinks are free.
I meant at breakfast.
Wow, NYC-style romance! Ok, um..
Do I get a name, too?
Greg. Greg styles.
Tyler. You look like a Tyler. Bet
you taste like a Tyler, too.
Hey Tyler! I'm so glad you made it.
Thanks for the warm welcome, Greg,
as always. We gotta go.
Trust me. You don't want to know that
one. He's got a partner. And a trick.
And a trick. And a trick. sensing a
Weasel-y, actually. You're funny.
Clearly. You were really good today.
Hey boys, what're you drinking?
Two beers, please.
shit, I'd cast you. But I'm just a
cameraman, not much of a director.
C'mon. Let me introduce you
to my entourage.
Hey guys. This is Tyler.
Hi, I'm Michael...
... and this is my boyfriend, Carlos.
Hey, what's up man?
And this is my huzbear, Brent.
Aww, huzbear? Oh, that's.. alright.
Uh, there's a term for everything
in this scene.
Hey Michael, hey baby, looking good.
Hey! Don't squeeze the Charmin,
see?! see what I have to deal
with all the time.
It's ok, it's ok.
Tyler, so how do you know Fred?
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