Batman and Harley Quinn Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2017
- 74 min
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Here, there's a little trick to it.
Hey, watch the hands, Buster Brown!
Sorry, I was just...
Jeez, 20 minutes of naughty fun-time
and they think they own you.
I wasn't... I was just trying to...
Look, maybe I'll call you sometime, okay?
Like, when I'm
outta batteries or something.
(ENGINE ROARING)
BATMAN:
Based on Goldblum'sarea of expertise,
Woodrue and lvy's ideological profiles,
and the S.T.A.R. Labs break-in,
there's only one conclusion.
They're going to synthesize the formula
convert it into a fast-spreading virus
and save the world
by turning humanity
into animal/plant hybrids.
What! EW!
Look, don't get me wrong,
I ain't no racist.
I mean, some of
my best friends are plant people.
Well, on the bright side, at least
they aren't actually killing anyone.
Perhaps not intentionally.
Here we go.
It's bad enough if they succeed
and we all live as plant people.
But that's not even
the worst-case scenario.
If any part of their plan is off
even a slight bit, within weeks,
days, maybe...
the extinction of all life on the planet.
'Keepers.
But wait a minute,
why do they need the Holland formula?
Why not just
make the virus from themselves?
It's a shortcut.
Reverse-engineering their own DNA
could take years, maybe decades.
Neither of them
was ever fully human to begin with.
She's a natural mutation
and he's an exiled dryad
from another dimension.
"Exiled dryad from..." You're shittin' me!
We've seen weirder things.
Harley, we just need you
to help us find Ivy. That's all.
- We'll handle the rest.
- No problem.
I know this guy,
one of lvy's top henchmen,
probably still tight with her.
And he's... Oh, my God! Stop the car!
- No.
- But it's him!
"Who?
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Hey, you! Bobby Liebowitz!
Oh, crap!
Harley, wait!
(CAR HONKING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
- (TIRES SCREECH)
- (CRASHING)
(HARLEY EXCLAIMS)
(GRUNTS)
(PANTING)
(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMS)
(GRUNTS)
(WHIMPERS)
(YELLS)
Lousy, stinkin'...
- Stands me up for senior prom!
- (GRUNTING)
That's enough.
Dumps me for that shiksa with the big...
- Sorry, she's off her meds.
- Won't happen again.
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
But seriously, dude.
Sounds like you kinda had it coming.
Made my mother cry!
Was she worth it, douchebag?
Waited 1 O years to get that...
I was just...
But...
He...
Pull a stupid stunt like that again
and I'm dumping you off
at the nearest police station.
Oh, big whoop.
(IN A DEEP VOICE) "You're livin' under
my roof. You play by my rules."
(NORMAL VOICE) Is that it?
Newsflash, gruesome, you ain't my dad!
This isn't a game, Harley!
I need you to
stay focused on the job at hand.
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