BASEketball Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 1998
- 103 min
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Oh, God!
Man! - Dude, we win the game! A sweet
psyche-out. - Here's another one!
We win and they get
the chicks. That sucks, dude.
- We gotta get jobs.
Then we get the khakis.
Then the chicks.
Starting tomorrow
Miss it. Steve Perry...
Yes! Three outs. I'm up.
- Bottom of the 5th. - Joseph R. Cooper?
Single! Man on 1st.
- Are you Joe Cooper?
Cut the crap, Squeak. You know me.
This authorizes me to enter
your property and terminate services
until all delinquent payments
have been generated. - What?
He's here to shut off the gas.
- You work for the gas company?
Gentlemen...
- Double! Guy on 2nd and 3rd.
or secured within your domicile?
He's getting his claws removed.
- If you'll excuse me.
Does it just suck being you?
- I'll show those guys
what sucks.
Oh yeah, he misses...
- Damn it!
- That's why we have this short shot.
Kind of like a bunt. - Exactly!
Doesn't put any runners on base. - Sweet!
You lied to me! Again!
Right. The dog's appointment is tomorrow.
- Honest mistake, Squeak.
My name's not Squeak. It's Kenny!
Alright, you little b*tch.
Take a shot!
No, I wanna turn off your gas.
And don't call me b*tch!
Okay, Squeak, let's just shoot for it.
What? Are you insane?
This is my job, you a**holes!
All you gotta do
is make a single from here,
and you can shut off our gas, and
we'll never call you Squeak again.
Or b*tch.
Or b*tch.
From here?
Alright. Check this sh*t out!
Tough break, Squeak.
Now you gotta fetch the ball, b*tch.
Three months later
We can win the game with this one.
Bring me home.
We win the game!
We got 5 runs that inning.
This game's pretty badass.
You're up.
Tyler, I hear your sister's going out
with Squeak.
Another psych-out.
- I'm not going out with his sister.
That's the defense. - We gotta say
f***ed-up sh*t to make 'em miss.
Oh, right.
Wait a minute! Why is me going out
with his sister f***ed up?
Pierce, I hear
your mom's going out with Squeak.
Two outs!
You're gonna own 1/12 of the rent,
the water bill, the power bill,
the cable bill...
- Check it out! - What's that?
A baseketball!
You made a ball? Out of what?
Lazy Boy
I can't believe you were fired for
not shutting off our gas for 6 weeks!
Losing the truck pissed 'em off the most.
You can camp out here for a while.
- This is pretty sweet!
Does it fold out? - Yeah, a great bed!
But that's Jenkins' bed.
Your bed's over there.
Dude, that is so f***ing weak. How am I
supposed to get a chick in that?
You couldn't get a chick if you had
$100 hanging outta your zipper.
Yeah, I could!
- No, you're a little b*tch.
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