Barry Munday Page #2
Oh, Barry,
your testes.
Testicles.
We had to remove both.
We really tried
to save the left one,
but it was simply
too ruptured.
It seems that during
the accident with the...
- Uh, trumpet.
...trumpet.
What are you saying?
You're saying
I lost my what?
Amnesia.
- Did I lose my...
- Whoa.
...you know?
- Penis?
- No.
You really don't remember
what happened to you down there?
We were talking
about architecture.
Get out of there.
This is kinda like
when you had your tonsils out.
Well, kinda.
Alone...
On my own...
Oh honey,
that's binding.
I don't know nothin'...
Thanks, Mom.
Must be stupid
or somethin'...
About love.
I wore that
on Saturday night, right?
And I'm standing outside,
and all these guys
were like
looking at me,
and they're like,
"Best habitat ever."
Where have you been, mister?
- Lida, l...
- Relax.
I forgive you.
mention my girlfriend Lida Griggs
was out of town
when the incident occurred.
It's a long story,
but we don't see each other
for sometimes weeks
or months at a time.
I need to borrow
your alarm clock.
Pretty sure we don't
really like each other.
Let's go, lover.
We're going to try something
new today, lover.
Lida, ah, why don't we
just watch a movie?
Shh.
- Lida, l...
- All tight?
Yeah.
But we should
talk first.
Why don't we start
by talking about...
this?
I found it in your car
when I was looking
for my lavender and
vanilla body souffl.
Lida, listen...
- Is it true?
- Um...
- Did you show her your penis?
- What?
- You whore!
- No, Lida...
- Did you let her play with this?
- Stop.
I had an accident.
Barry, I don't know
what all of this is,
but Peaches and I have no sympathy
for cheating a**holes.
And if you think
the love I give you
is all fun
and games,
well...
you had better sleep
with one eye open, mister.
Can you untie me?
Come, Peaches.
Barry honey, it's Mom.
I picked up your hormone pills
at the pharmacy.
Honey?
Barry, I hope it's okay,
- from my Latin dance symposium.
- Hi, Barry.
Excuse me, Lonnie?
Talk to you later.
Hey, um...
I was wondering
if I could take a leave of absence.
Um, I had a...
with a...
and um...
just wonderin'
if I could take a few days off.
It's all I'm thinkin'...
just time to get, you know.
Basically,
I have some family issues.
Now, first of all Barry,
you're lying.
I've been in this business
for 40 years
and I can always
tell the difference.
You don't have
any family issues, do you?
Well, I have...
Well, you're just lazy.
You know, you sit
in your office
pretending to be
on the telephone,
shuffling papers all day,
and every hour or so
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