Barney Thomson Page #4

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F***ing hell!

Shite...

Hello. Henderson's.

Is that lazy bastard

husband of mine there?

Uh, no. No, he's not.

Where is he?

Well, he said that he...

he was leavin' early to...

go do a bit of... shopping.

Well. He's never been

to the shops in his fife.

That's what he said.

If he's late back,

I'll kill him.

That Won't be necessary.

Well. Cheerio.

Good bye.

F***!

Sh*t.

F***ing hell!

What's that you've got there?

What'?

What's that you've got there?

- Eh?

- What's that?

- How ye doing, Charlie?

- What's that'?

- Nothing.

- What's that?

Nothing!

I'm getting chips.

Good! Cheerio.

Ye cannae touch it!

It's full of hair chemicals

and stuff like that.

Ye need gloves to touch it.

Okay'

Cheerio, then.

Get ye f***ed, Charlie!

I'm only trying

to help ye, Barney.

All right, all right, look.

Just...

You can help, but just...

be quick, will ye'?

I tell you what...

I really appreciate it, Charlie.

Just, uh...

you swing by the shop sometime,

and I'll give ye a haircut

on the house, eh'?

- Okay.

- Okay?

Uh-huh.

Away and enjoy your chips.

- Right, then.

- Okay.

Cheerio.

Where is it,

where is it, where is it'?

Where is it, where is it'?

W-What was

the name of that loch

you, me, and my da Went to'?

The forest on one side,

r-really hard to get to.

What loch?

That one,

the one with all the wee boats.

Loch Lubnaig.

Loch Lubnaig! That's it.

Lubnaig, Lubnaig.

Why the com motion?

Uh, n-nothin'.

Just, uh...

I saw a painting in a...

in a charity shop

at the Barras the other day,

and I just Wondered if it was...

it was that.

How do you manage to pack

so much excitement

into one life'?

Hmm?

Seeing as you're here,

you can give me

a lift to the Barras.

It's my bingo night.

No, I'm sorry, Mother, I can't.

I'm... I'm actually quite busy.

You maybe didn't hear me.

It's my bingo night

at the Barras!

Right. I'll see you later.

I'll be needing a lift home.

How long are ye gonnae be'?

Couple of hours.

Oh!

I cannae sit out here

for that length of time.

I wonder. Should I go

or should I stay.

The band had

only one more song to play.

And then I saw you

out the corner of my eye.

A little girl alone and so shy.

I had the last waltz.

With you.

Two lonely people Together.

Mum, what're you doing?

I told Lizzie and Theresa

you'd give 'em a lift home.

I've got something on!

Our carriage awaits!

Oh, this is awfully

good of you, son.

On you go!

La. La. La. La

La. La. La. La. la.

La. La. La. La

La. La. La. La. la.

I had the last waltz.

With you.

Two lonely people.

Together.

I fell in love.

With you.

The last waltz

Should last forever.

La. La. La. La. La. la.

La, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la...

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