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Yeah.

What do you really do here?

Um..

I, uh, I..

I keep, I keep the girls happy.

Yeah. That's what I do.

Pepper?

Just give me a second, Jessie.

You're not supposed to be

in here.

Yeah, I... I am,

I'm not supposed to be in here.

Can't she just stay,

uh, for a second?

I can keep a secret.

Okay.

Wait, where did you guys go?

- Vegas?

- Reno.

- Reno. Oh, I see.

- Yeah.

- Oh.

- Thanks.

Welcome.

- There you go.

- Thanks.

- How much was that?

- Free.

It's a good deal.

What days are you working here?

I don't know, they haven't

made my schedule yet.

Let me know 'cause I'm coming

back for this double D dogs.

Guys, check out Jenny.

That's the birth of a cougar.

Ah.

Hey, bro?

Bro, hey.

Come on, keep it in your pants.

F*** you, Haden. Thought you guys

were supposed to be gone a week.

Uh, this dumb sh*t spent all his

honeymoon money on strippers.

I spent my money

on you asswipes.

Blowing it f***ing at the

wedding boozin' it up.

Yeah.

Gross, I'm out of here.

- Jenny.

- Hey, good one, bro.

Good one.

Wait up.

- Let's go.

- Yeah.

- We just got here.

- It's alright, let's do it.

Let's go. It's Saturday.

Let's go.

Hey, Sarah.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine, why?

It's 'cause you haven't

said anything all day.

No, I'm just tired.

How was the honeymoon anyway?

It was fine. Whatever.

- How's Dairy Dream?

- It's fine.

- Are you coming?

- Come on.

- I'm not gonna come.

- Why not?

I just have a couple

of things I need to do.

Oh, come on, what do you

have to do on a Saturday?

Just a few things.

I'll call you later.

Alright, see ya.

Bye, Sarah.

So far, most of the work

on octopus intelligence

has been carried out on..

I'll put these on you.

Is trying a new approach

to further test

this incredible animal's

thought process.

Stromboli may offer

a natural habitat..

Here you go,madame.

Because this should

be the perfect location.

What is it about

the octopus' intelligence?

I wanna be an animal too.

To predict disaster.

- I know what you'd be.

- What?

- A meerkat.

- Why?

'Cause, um..

Well, I don't know you

that well, but... they're smart

and they can eat scorpions.

I've never eaten

a scorpion before.

You've ever googled

abnormally large clitorises?

- Boy, you're crazy.

- I'm not crazy.

That's what they look like.

- I'm pretty like this?

- Yeah.

I like you better

without the mask.

Me too.

- You are new here, aren't you?

- Mm-hmm.

- What's your name?

- Sahara.

Sahara.

Where's your accent from?

- England.

- Oh, right.

Yeah.

- Hi, daddy.

- Oh, my.

My little angel.

Come here, I got something

special for ya.

- You do?

- Uh-huh.

Oh, alright.

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