Bare Page #4

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But... you know, I'd say..

One thing..

That I've learned that's true..

Is that..

If you don't make

your own choices in life..

The world will make them

for you.

That can be very dangerous.

I'm a dolphin.

Hi, John.

Suzy, come on,

play in your own room.

This is gross.

Yeah, okay.

You got fired from Super Town?

John wants to talk to you.

- Hello.

- Hey, kiddo.

I told your mom that

if you wanna do some temp work

in my agency,

we can help you out.

Okay.

I'm here for you.

I'm worried about you.

- Thanks.

- Let me talk to Linda.

Hold on, John.

Did you put money in the drawer?

Right.

So you said you've worked

as a cashier before.

Every couple of hours,

you'll do a walk around

make sure

everything looks decent.

Make sure that there's

condiments and napkins

on every table.

Make sure

that you watch out for spills.

You know, if it gets sticky

there and somebody falls..

Ugh, you know,

that could be a disaster.

You can start on Monday.

So did any of those

girl check come after you?

After, like, those..

One of them did.

And Alison gave me two

black eyes.

- Oh, gosh!

- Two days before I..

- Oh, man!

- It was awesome. You know what?

- What?

- Because I had already had a..

Uhhuh. -And she said the first

words, "Stay away from John."

Oh, wow.

- Can I buy?

- Thank you.

Hi, honey, how are you?

Oh, come on, guys. What else do

you have to spend your money on?

Yeah, you think? That's why

they got rid of her ass.

This girl

wasn't happy with boss man

about how much he had to pay

and she got caught

doing something

that she shouldn't have been.

In or out, honey?

From around here, townie?

I know the bartender.

Pepper.

Pepper? Bartender?

Fresh meat.

What, are you just gonna stare

or you wanna buy it?

No, I'm okay.

Come here.

Come here.

First one is on me.

- What is that?

- It's really chill.

It's just prescription, my

grandma eats it for breakfast.

- I've never..

- It's okay.

Just close one nostril.

Like this.

Then take a deep breath.

Yup. Good girl.

- Ow.

- Alright, sit down.

Put a little color on you.

- I'm Jaz.

- I'm Sarah.

Close.

Sweetie, you don't wanna use

your real name here, okay?

You don't want these customers

knowing anything about you.

Close.

Maybe something that

sounds like Sarah.

Okay. Good luck.

Next up is a newcomer.

For her first time

on stage tonight

is the sexy Sahara.

Alright, let's hope she's not

as dry as the desert, guys.

Take your top off, sweetie.

At least we got someone to

take over the kiddie touchers.

Hey. Wow.

You have balls.

It's pretty embarrassing.

Yeah, well, uh,

I didn't really recognize you

with this, uh, all this makeup.

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