Barbershop 2: Back in Business Page #6

Yeah, that's good.

Tighten myself up.

Yo, Big C, explain him.

Call my wife, man.

That's her people.

Damn.

Who's next?

Come on.

Have a seat right here.

Kenard's chair.

That aroma is

kind of gettin' to me.

What kind of coffee is that?

It's not a coffee.

It's a chai with soy.

Okay, so it's herbal.

Yeah, it's herbal.

You must be a lot like me.

You lactose intolerant.

Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant.

I go near a cow,

and my behind blow up

like Dizzy Gillespie.

Downright flatulent.

And the smell.

Man, the smell that come

out of there,

it's so bad, sometimes

I have to set myself outside.

I'm not lactose intolerant,

all right?

I have a very healthy metabolism.

I tried to have some of them little,

bitty Milky Ways... the small one.

I ate two of them

at a party one night,

and, man, it just got...

I just couldn't control it.

It was the lactose intoleration.

Listen, I'm not lactose intolerant.

Look, man, all that's fine.

I'm trying to help you.

It's just not fair

for your date.

You gotta think about

if you on a date

and you up here

sneakin' 'em off,

and she's trying to wonder,

"He seem like he dressed nice,

he seems clean, but what is that smell?"

And you tryin' to act like

you ain't got no...

Take care of yourself.

Sir, I am very nice

to black people, okay?

Nice to black people?

You better be,

especially me.

I keep my stuff with me, okay?

I cut you.

You can look me up on the Internet,

That's me right there

lookin' at you.

- Hey, watch it!

- Move!

Your precious love

Your precious love

Heaven must have sent you

from above

Must have sent you, baby

Heaven must have sent

your precious love

Your precious love

To find a love like ours

Stop!

- To find

- To find

With your finger.

To find

To find

Your finger goin' up there,

but you not.

I need to find a new tenor.

Man. I wish

my brother Darnell was out.

Eddie, where you goin'?

What the hell's

the matter with you?

Taxi!

- Get out of the way, fool!

- I can't wait for you.

There's a guy

on the other side of the rig!

Get off the truck!

Get off!

You wanna know my name, right?

Yeah.

Loretta.

Yeah.

I'm not saying

we made out of money.

I'm just saying we need

to step it up a little bit.

We're about to get punked

by Nappy Cutz.

If you don't think big,

you'll never be big.

Calvin, you run a family operation.

You do not need to step it up.

Them clowns at Nappy Cutz, they're not

about to take away your business.

Your shop is

a neighborhood institution.

Come on.

People don't care about institutions.

They got fish in the floor.

Just swimmin' around.

You can get it fried, baked,

sauted, sushi...

- Who told you that?

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes