Barbershop 2: Back in Business Page #5

a little crooked, though.

It's hard being that good, ain't it?

Look, Cal,

it's nappy-cutz. Com.

It's the professionalism

that is bestowed upon me

when I come into Nappy Cutz

that I appreciate.

Did that boy say

"bestowed upon me"?

That's what it sounded like.

It's the bikini waxes

that I love...

Look at the couches, man,

and the lighting.

Look at that.

Last week

I had me a milk bath.

What?

Oh, baby.

They dippin' sisters

in milk over there?

Give me some cookies.

I'll go over there myself.

Was that...

- That was him!

- It looked like him.

That's a look-alike.

How can they get him?

Turn that mess off.

That little girl is nasty!

Back to work.

Checker Fred, back to checkers.

My boys up in Memphis

go to Nappy Cut.

They said it's off the chain.

They got honeys in bikinis,

be serving wine when they

walk through the door.

That ain't nothin'.

I heard they got fish

in the floor, swimming.

You standin' on top of them.

You could pick a fish out,

get it baked, broiled,

fried, grilled,

fondued, souffld,

- sauted, sushied, all that.

- Fondued?

I like that whole massage thing.

That's tight.

Let me tell you all somethin'.

That's not a real barbershop.

That's a fake, franchise,

corporate version of a barbershop.

That's why they got gimmicks.

They ain't got

no real character up in there.

A real barbershop got real people,

real conversation,

and most of all, real barbers,

and that's what we got here.

Calvin, my man!

Oh, God.

Kenard. Hold up.

Dude, look...

I love you, cuz.

I love you, man.

I finished barber school

on Wednesday,

and now I'm working

in a shop today.

That's how family

supposed to do for each other.

- Did Jennifer call you?

- I spoke to her this morning.

Did she tell you that

maybe I'll try you out? Maybe?

I'm down with trying out.

I'm about to be

Rookie of the Year up in here.

That's me, man?

Baby, you're putting me

in the front chair?

The best chair in the shop.

That's how family

supposed to do.

You right, too much love.

What's up, player?

How you feelin'? All right.

Freddie Douglass!

You old school! Come on.

You can do it.

Come on, now. All right!

What's up, girlfriend?

Okay, okay.

What's up, brother?

Everything cool?

Don't leave me hanging.

Mutombo!

What'd you shave your head for?

I'm with you, brother.

We goin' back to Africa.

Beauties.

Hello.

Mia!

Naomi!

You know you know me.

I know you not gonna let him

put them pictures up,

not when you made me

take Lola Falana down.

Kenard.

It's a probationary period.

You understand probation,

don't you?

Who is this orphan?

All right, all right.

Rich, where you at, man?

Ain't never seen nothin'

like that in your life.

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