Barbershop: The Next Cut Page #4
Keep putting in work.
You know, that's how you
get to the big leagues,
like D-Rose and D-Wade.
Y'all need anything though?
Y'all straight?
We cool.
I got somethin'
for y'all, man.
I know how it be, being
a little homie. You know?
I know y'all cool,
be cooler.
Ben Frank style.
Gotta keep the little homies
fresh, you feel me?
Yo, thanks, Yummy.
Y'all gonna be family
soon anyway, right?
-Fo' sho?
-Yeah.
There's a lot more
where that came from.
So get used to it.
All right, Yummy.
I'll holler at you, J.
All right.
Yo!
Girl, keep the change.
You like it?
Damn, I see you getting
that chop over there, girl.
Yes, I am.
How much you charge
for them weaves?
Well, it depends. 'Cause
No, No, No
Destiny's Child Beyonce,
that's gonna cost
you, like, $200.
If you wanna be like,
you know, Cater 2 U Beyonce,
that's gonna cost
you, like, $600.
And if you wanna be
Beyonce featuring Jay Z...
Boom, boom.
That's gonna cost
you, like, a stack.
I can't believe y'all spend all
Next thing you know,
you gonna be just
high-jacking and robbing
Eddie, the only hair getting
stolen around here is Indian hair.
It's lush, it's beautiful, and it's infused
with coconut oil right out the womb, okay?
That's why
all y'all want it.
Man, I can't believe y'all put
all that money on your heads,
and then don't be having
no money for your rent.
Excuse you, this is
how I pay my rent.
Exactly.
'Cause with this hair
and this booty,
it's like walking around
with a black AmEx.
And I never get denied.
I bet you don't.
Y'all in here complaining
about our weaves,
but y'all negroes
know good and well
that you'd drop-kick Lupita
to get to Kim Kardashian.
Even the non-negroes.
Especially the non...
Can I say negroes?
Carefully, very carefully.
Say it slow so we can
hear all the syllables.
Just be remorseful
when you say it.
Cool. Negroes.
As the only non-negro
in the room, I'd like to say,
Lupita's got a Dark Caesar,
and it's one of my
most requested cuts.
Lupita?
Man, don't nobody want no
bald head chick in real life.
Even Kanye got rid of Amber
for Kim's sexy ass.
Every day, y'all
here complaining
about fake weaves
and fake asses,
but all the girls that you like
on Instagram have exactly that.
Fake weaves
and fake asses.
-No offense, Draya.
-None taken, girl.
We winning and y'all ain't.
I mean, but that's what dudes
want, they want that fantasy.
Yeah, a fantasy that you still
expect us real women to live up to.
What? Men are visual,
all right? What's the problem?
And women aren't?
I mean, you don't think we want some
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