Band Aid Page #5

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- Cool, Dave.

We'll see ya.

- Yeah.

- See ya around the neighbs.

- Thanks, Dave.

- I'll see you very soon.

Okay, so, we have to move.

- You can't, I know.

- We have to move.

'Cause of that interaction alone.

- Oh, he's 100% gonna murder us.

- Hey Rob.

All right, so here it

is, here's the lowdown.

She was good from far, but far from good.

YES.

She's a little curvy for my taste,

but she still f***ed like a champ.

- The only, yeah, the only,

no, I definitely could have

used some Instagram filters

in-between the sheets.

That's such a good idea, though.

Restaurants with the lighting

as Instagram filters.

So you can just say like,

oh, I'll meet you at Valencia at eight,

and then we'll have drinks

afterwards at Hudson.

Well, yeah, that may be a

little saturated, but.

- HEY-

- Hi.

- Were you gonna?

- Was I gonna what?

- I thought, because

you were standing there,

you were gonna open the-

- Oh, get the door?

Oh no, I'm sorry, I don't do that.

- Would have been a nice gesture.

- How long have

you been an Uber driver?

- Like a year.

- Oh, that's crazy.

That's crazy.

- Mm-hmm, yeah.

- Yeah.

What'd you do before that?

Before you were an Uber

driver, what'd you do?

- I was a writer.

- Oh, crazy.

I'm single.

' Hmm?

- I'm single.

- That's crazy.

- Hi.

- HEY-

How was work?

- It was good.

Somebody left their iPad in the back seat.

- Score.

You gonna return it?

- Well, I couldn't really get in it.

It's password protected.

But I don't know.

I was thinking maybe you could keep it,

walk around with it and make

it look like you have a job.

Oh my god, this f***in' drip.

- I have a job.

- Yeah, no, I know.

I just meant one where, you know,

you might have to wear pants.

- Fair enough.

- Hey, did you finish your logo?

- Yeah, all done.

- Really?

- And I was thinking,

maybe to celebrate...

- Oh, do you wanna?

- F***? No.

No, I was thinking maybe

we could order Papa Johns,

maybe jam out Jem and the Holograms style.

- Oh okay, yeah.

Oh yeah.

I just, I wasn't really

in the mood to f***.

Yeah.

- The sensation I get from sex

and the sensation I get from eating pizza,

it's like, interchangeable

for me at this point.

- WOW, okay'

Okay, let's just,

can we just take the

pressure off a little bit?

- Can I have some ranch?

- Okay.

- Yeah, there we go.

- Oh ho-ho-ho.

That's a sweet bite.

- That's the Tom Petty bite.

- Yeah.

Okay.

I was gonna say, what if

we take the pressure off

of not having to write a fight song,

and just do like, whatever.

- Okay.

- Whatever comes to mind.

- Let's start with just like two chords.

- Okay.

- Just playing two chords

back and forth.

- Okay, okay.

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