Bald Page #3
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- 2008
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the other wrestlers.
[Laughter]
See, during their last practice,
he rubbed his manhood...
so hard up against the
other wrestler's back,
that it bruised him.
My only complaint, that
no one sent him to me.
You'd suck him sideways,
wouldn't you, f*ggot?
I can't believe you just thought that.
This is the 21st century.
Grow up and apologize.
I'm sorry, Devon.
I'm so sorry.
Sorry, why?
Why are you sorry?
Why don't you sit down, Dev?
I can't.
Jesse pounded me so hard last night,
it hurts when I sit.
Now, why do you let him do that?
It's not classy.
I know.
I mean, he's just such
a typical man that way,
trying to prove how strong
he is by banging me up.
So, Andrew, why were
you apologizing before?
I was thinking hateful,
terrible thoughts,
and I feel ashamed.
Oh, it was nothing.
I am sorry to hear
about your bum, though.
It will heal.
[Laughs]
So.
[Gasps]
Hoo!
- You okay?
So what kind of girl do you want?
You want blonde,
brunette, Asian fantasy?
Ooh, ebony queen.
No, no, no, no, this girl knows me.
She said you told her my name.
Well, you're gonna have to give me
a little more info than that, sweetie.
She's got dark hair,
young face,
How big?
Weak C.
C?
No, flip back to the B section.
C sounds too big.
Do no such thing.
I got a good look at 'em, saw the cup.
A weak C.
How could you know that?
You only saw her for a second.
Is this the girl?
- Yes.
- Weak C.
Told you.
Wow.
How many girls you got in this book?
It's incredible.
- 1,200.
Amazing.
Thank you.
Okay, her name is Caroline Goldman.
Okay, she's had four boyfriends,
two serious and two flings,
and I think she wants
to make you number three.
Whoa, for a fling
or to be her boyfriend?
Don't know, beats the sh*t out of me.
How do you know this?
Well, we were talking
about you and Max.
I just only didn't say
anything because, you know,
figured she wasn't your type.
So do you want her phone
number or IM contacto?
Honey, we were watching
one of his blooper videos,
and she asked.
Well, how do you know
she likes me and not him?
Because, baby cakes, she
said your pic looked cute.
Who's a pretty?
Well, then, yeah, yeah,
give me her contact info.
Okay.
You know, I love watching you work.
What?
What's wrong with me
having this baby on my list?
Nothing's wrong with it,
but I don't want you yelling at her
when you think she's
staring at your bald spot.
That only happened twice,
and both times the b*tches
were staring right at my crown.
Easy, ladies.
- Sorry, Devon.
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