Bag Boy Lover Boy Page #4

I like strangling you.

Have some passion, baby!

Put that bag over my head!

She loves it!

Harder!

Fire!

Hello, Miyoki.

See how clean this is?

You make clean.

I might be getting a new job soon.

A new job?

Yeah, I'm gonna be making a lot of money

as a photographer.

My cousin can have your job!

Yeah, it's going to be great.

I just had my first day yesterday.

Please keep clean, okay?

Okay, see you.

Hi.

Can we have two hot dogs please?

And could you please take a picture of us?

Yeah, sure, I'm a photographer, you know.

Okay, I need you to stand closer together.

Okay, now pretend that you're eating the hot dogs,

and you're really hungry.

Open your mouths.

Wider.

Wider.

Yeah, that's perfect.

No, this is great.

This picture's great.

Thank you.

I gotta tell you something.

I've got something really really good I've got to show you.

Oh yeah, really?

Is it another hot girl, Ivan?

No, no, this is...

I've found quite a specimen.

He looks like a f***ing bagboy in a deli.

From a deli in hell.

I mean, he's gonna put me in the history books.

That gives me a hard on.

It's better than Whitkin, Arbis...

He's so f***ing...

Wow, that's exciting, Ivan.

Sounds like yummy butter to me.

On baby.

Where are you?

Milan.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

I'm working for this magazine,

and we might have a big job for you,

cause their photographer's super poopy.

Oh yeah?

Yeah, they're not 100% sure,

but if they do need you, it's 25k.

Oh man.

Don't get me too excited here.

When will you know?

Probably by tomorrow,

so I need you to be ready to travel

at a moment's notice, okay?

Yeah, okay.

That's fine.

Alright, well, you know, keep me posted.

I will, and don't even bother

bringing any equipment here.

We've got everything ready.

Just get ready to impress these people.

Yeah, will do.

Okay, cheers.

Bye.

Little bastard.

Hello?

What's up, good looking.

Oh, hello, Ivan.

Are you ready for the next one?

Next what?

Next job?

Of course the next job.

Okay, but I don't want to model this time.

I want to learn.

Again with this sh*t?

I thought we were clear.

You model, and I teach you photography.

Yeah, but last time you only had me modeling.

I want to learn photography.

Okay.

Come to the studio,

I'll take some pictures and then I'll teach you.

How about this, you teach me,

and next time I'll model for you.

Look, Albert.

I'm being too good already.

Now if you try to take advantage of me,

I'd rather work with someone else.

Okay, find somebody else.

Hello?

Who's there?

Daddy.

As in sugar daddy.

Hello, Albert.

What do you want?

I told you I'm done modeling,

I don't want anything to do with you.

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