Bag Boy Lover Boy

Synopsis: "Bag Boy Lover Boy" follows the lowly life of Albert, an oddball hotdog vendor who is shocked to find himself suddenly becoming the bizarre muse of enigmatic NYC photographer Ivan. But shocks come his way even more so when, amidst his role in Ivan's disturbing photographs for which he poses, Albert finds out just how difficult it is to succeed in the art world, leading him to take some disturbing photographs of his own that suit his very unique - and very limited - skill set.
Genre: Comedy, Horror
77 min


This is a Manhattan bound local train.






Hey buddy, how you doing?


Can we have two hot dogs please?

Thank you.


Buddy, I'm guessing that hot dog is not for me, right?

No, that one's not for you.

Okay, alright, who's it for then?

Pays for tomorrow's customers.

And how do we know that the hot dog you're giving me

wasn't on the ground?

Here's your hot dog, okay,

it's nice and clean and fresh.

Buddy, that is disgusting, okay?

I'm totally gonna call the health department on you.

Look, do you want your hot dog or not?

Why would I want that sh*t?

What the hell's the matter with you, dude'?

Excuse me, good people?

I think the rule of thumb is if you want a hot dog,

you gotta buy it, right?


No sense in sweating these little things, right?

They'll drive you crazy.

Listen, buddy.

Did you see this pig?

He dropped it on the ground,

and then he placed it back up on the grill.

What do you think about that?

I think you should just pay the man, walk away,

find yourself a little fancy restaurant...

I think you should just mind your own business,

find your own hot dogs...

Actually, I'd like a hot dog.

I bet you would.

I bet you would like a hot dog.

Let's go babe, okay?

I'll take that hot dog right over there.

Listen you fat f***...

yeah, that's right, I went there.

I'm sorry, that's where I went.

You didn't go far enough, cause if you did, you'd be home.

Yeah, that's great, thanks, yeah, I'm gonna go home now.

Take yourselves right back up to that graveyard

you call the Upper East Side.

Just ignore him.

This looks terrific.

Yeah, I bet you like that hot dog.

I sure do,

this is what a real hot dog looks like, darling.

Are you f***ing serious?


Stop doing this, please stop...

are you serious?

I am absolutely serious.

That's how you talk to a lady?

Actually, I thought that was a culinary opinion.

I bet you know about culinary opinions, bud.

Yeah, I know more than a couple.

You have a good night.

Good night.

Snob sh*t.

This town is filled with em.

It's a darn good hot dog.

What do I owe you?

Two dollars.

Two dollars.

Keep the change.

Thank you.

What's your name, anyway?


You know, the heat from the grille

actually helps keep the hot dogs clean and germ free.


You're a smart one.

I'll see you around, kid.

Responding officers felt they had no choice

but to shoot the suspect multiple times

to end his vicious attack.

The 68 year old victim was fighting for his life

in the front of a hospital.

You're a lazy man.

I know.

Why you make mess?


Why you make mess, dirty man?


Why are you late?

Savoy does not work.

Oh, I hate it when that happens.

I'll take over, see you later.


What are you doing?

Taking your picture.


It's my job.

I'm a photographer.

You should ask for permission first.


Well, okay.

Tell you what.

Here's your permission.


So you like money, huh?

You want to make some more'?

I don't know.

I'm not suggesting anything untoward.

I was thinking about a job.

What kind of job?


Real art.

I don't know anything about art.

I could teach you.

I already have a job, I don't have time.

Oh yeah?

I'll give you my business card.

And here's a little out of incentive.

Make time.




How's it going?

Long time no see.

I've been trying to find a job lately, actually.

But I haven't eaten in a while,

can I have a hot dog?

Yeah, sure, but I gotta go to the bathroom first,

could you just watch the hot dog stand for me?

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Toni Comas

Toni Comas is a film director and writer, born in 1971 in Spain. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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