Bad Words Page #4
(SIGHS)
Subjugate.
What's yours?
Can it be "Shut the f*** up"?
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
Well, that's four words.
A sentence, really.
Pretend you're on
a desert island,
and this gorilla
comes out of the jungle
and holds a gun to
your head and says,
"Hoo! Hoo! Tell me what
your favorite word is!"
What would you say?
Sweet f***. You've got
a gorilla with a gun?
Yeah, a gorilla with a gun.
And he's on a desert island?
Here's what I'd do. I'd kick
some sand in the monkey's face,
I'd take his gun and hunt you
down, I'd stick it in your mouth,
and I'd tell you to stop trying
to get all up in
my kitchen, kid!
Again, that's a sentence.
We can finish that later'
Bye-bye.
(LIGHT BUZZING LOUDLY)
Come on.
Unfortunately, the hotel
is completely sold out.
I don't have a bathroom.
Yeah.
me to put my piss and sh*t?
Bartender?
Yes, ma'am.
Do you know how to make
an Old Fashioned?
Sure.
Actually, make that two.
No mini-bar, huh?
They've got me in
a storage closet.
is sending you a message.
Whatever.
God.
Look at all
(CHUCKLES)
Like bursting at
the seams with parents.
Here you go.
Where are your parents?
Thank you.
Jenny, come on. I just want to
have a drink in peace. Okay?
And can I give you a little
journalistic advice?
Don't try so hard.
Okay, I'm gonna talk.
We're here three days.
It's difficult to talk
when you're being smothered.
You're like an insolent child
hiding secrets from his mommy.
Really? You're not half the
broad my mother was. Or is.
Cheers.
A seat opened up.
I don't want to talk and
I don't want the drink.
I'm dead serious. Either
Or you could stay. I could
; you yet another dinner.
No.
We could expand on this three measly
answers you've given me thus far.
You know too much already.
Do I? Let's see here.
Hold on a second.
Okay. Wild Turkey,
olive green and 32-A.
Favorite drink, color and breast
size are first date questions.
But maybe you've never
been on one of those.
Can you leave me alone? I've asked
you four or five times now.
Why don't you tell me why
you're so angry at the world'?
Just... Come on.
Go ahead. Screw. Please?
Screw?
Screw.
Take off. Hit it.
Did you just tire of
the words "f*** off?"
Because I know you're not suggesting
that I let you f*** me again.
(CHUCKLES)
First of all, you're welcome.
Umm. If you'd like
me to consider
another, uh, event with you,
you can ask me nicely.
And secondly, "f***
off works just great",
if that's what you prefer.
Does that sound better to you'?
Or does "screw"
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