Bad Words Page #2
Guy, I get at least
one answer per tournament.
I have three very paltry answers.
(SIGHS)
It's time for my fourth. Shh!
(SCOFFS)
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
While I'm gone, I want you
to ask yourself this.
Will, when all of this is over,
a five-answer article
be equal compensation
for eight weeks
of covered hotel
room accommodations,
qualifying tournament entry
fees, rental car damage,
not to mention
emotional expense?
Are you not gonna get up?
Why? Go. You've got room.
Jesus Christ. If you
gave me the window,
I wouldn't have to move.
Yeah.
Don't drag that thing across me.
It's full.
You just told me it's full.
I don't want it on me.
(SIGHS)
Hi. I'm
Chaitanya Chopra.
Was that English?
My name is Chaitanya.
Oh.
Congratulations.
What's yours?
No.
What's your name?
Spin it around.
I'm going to the Golden Quill.
Good for you.
My parents are
up in first class.
Great.
My dad says that economy
class builds character.
Amazing.
I was in last year's tournament.
I overheard you say
you're going, too.
You're the grown-up
who's competing, huh?
What was your winning word?
I don't know.
What was the word you spelled
to win your regional?
To get here?
I don't f***ing remember.
Do you see my eyes closed?
Mine was "intelligentsia?
Awesome."
Come on, try.
How could you forget?
It's such a special word.
It was "autofellatio."
Okay?
I've never heard of that word.
Yeah.
What's its origin?
Loneliness.
No, that can't be right. It is.
I know "auto" is of Greek
origin, meaning "self," right'?
Fellatio.
Fellatio, fellatio.
Is that derived from the Latin
fellare, meaning "to suck"?
Little man,
knows her way around
that subject real well,
so why don't you ask her when she
gets back from droppin' her deuce?
Meanwhile, if you don't point
that curry hole that way
and sit your f***in'
ass down in that seat,
I'm gonna tell the captain
that your bag's ticking.
Then you'll have a situation.
Good night.
(CHUCKLES)
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
Have a seat.
I'm Bernice Deagan, director of
the Golden Quill
National Spelling Bee.
Struthious.
What did she say?
S-T-R-U-T-H-I-O-U-S.
Struthious.
That was my winning word. Oh.
1973, national champion.
that in case you didn't already.
No, I didn't.
Did you know that?
No, I didn't.
Guy, I don't like you.
Look...
Quiet.
You know, when I
was a little girl,
I was always
picked last in P.E.
I hated sports. That's
what probably thankfully
thrusted me into
the welcoming bosom
of the spelling bee,
of which lam the director.
Have been for over 20 years now.
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