Bad Night Page #6

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I'm not gonna tell anyone,

and you're not gonna

tell anyone.

My clothes are covered in vomit.

I guess that means we should go

to a thrift store.

OK. That is actually

such a good idea.

We haven't done that in so long.

See? We'll just go really quick,

we'll have a nice dinner

and some new fresh clothes,

come back,

and no one will even

know we were gone.

Well, I did find one

that's still open.

And there's already

a ride on its way.

We have to be so

careful leaving, though.

If Miss Goldstein sees us,

we're screwed.

My God. I do not think

we have anything to worry

about with her

or anyone else here tonight.

God!

Get out, get out, get back!

Babe, if you love me,

get out of the bathroom!

Chad, I'm gonna explode!

- Get ouuuuttt!

- No, no!

God! It hurts!

Do you hear that?

What are they doing in there?

Let's go over the plan again.

- I downloaded the building...

- Don't worry.

We got this.

Ari's gonna lead us right

to The Collector.

Now let's just hope that

guy Ari's sending as

a driver is a pro.

Well, if he isn't, we shoot him.

In the leg.

You didn't let me finish.

All right. It's time. Ready?

Yep.

Wait. Hold on.

I got to pee.

Hi. Are you our driver?

I don't know. Depends.

We're Viceroy and Monarch.

Can we just get out of here?

We don't want anyone

to see us leaving.

Thieves

Thieves

Thieves

Thieves

Thieves

Whoa, what? OK.

Be cool. All right.

Just a couple hotties.

Just be yourself.

Be cool, Brian, be cool.

Hi. Are you

Monarch and Viceroy?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Are you Monarch...

- No names.

That's rule number one, OK?

OK. There's rules.

I love that. That's awesome.

What is... what's

rule number two?

Don't ask questions.

As you can imagine,

discretion's a big part

of what we do.

Yeah. I get that.

Yes, I totally get... I get that.

I get what she said.

I like it. I'm into it.

Ha ha ha!

Yeah. I love to be discreet.

I get that a lot.

My friends are all just

like... I'm crazy discreet.

Is there a rule number three?

Yeah. Drive.

I cannot believe I actually

just got you out right now.

Calm down. I can make

him turn around still.

No, you can't.

We're not going to,

and plus, this car

is actually pretty sick.

Yo, sick car, dude.

All right.

So, where we going?

Um, could you take

us here, please?

Yeah. What's there?

Let's just say we have

to settle an old score.

So I got water, I got mints,

I got breath strips,

I got a really sick Spotify

if you guys like music.

Anything you guys want,

just let me know.

I'm here to please you...

or please, you know?

Thanks. No water.

Just drive and don't talk.

OK. Cool, cool, cool.

So where you guys from?

In town on,

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