Bad Night Page #5

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dressed as tourists, you know?

I think I read about them.

Anyway, Ari reaches out,

they say yes.

All you got to do is pick

them up, make a few stops,

wait for them while

they do the job,

and make sure you get back here

before my buyer gets here.

You get hundred large,

I get to start new life

in Brazil!

Why Brazil?

Very loose banking regulations

and fastest growing

recreational activity...

roller skating.

I'm going to take the money and

build new rink,

my dream rink, perfect.

Not oval, circle.

So you in?

- I'm in.

- Yes!

Thank you, Wheels.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Where are they staying?

Down the road

at the Crest Motel.

They are under names,

Monarch and "Wis-a-roy,"

I think.

- Viceroy.

- Wheels, go!

They're expecting you. Go!

All right,

but this is my last job.

After this, lose my

number and my e-mail.

Don't try to Tweet me.

I'm unfriending you on Facebook,

and definitely don't try

to follow me on Instagram.

Snapchat?

OK. Just go.

Keep mouth shut and drive.

Hey, bozos.

What's up, boss?

Make sure everything goes

exactly as planned, OK?

Yeah.

Anything goes wrong, kill them,

and before you leave,

polish these.

Polish, not Polish.

Polish these.

This isn't so bad.

At least we're not sick.

Heh. Funny.

You want to use the bathroom?

I'm done.

Nope. I'm good.

You're not gonna

get ready for bed?

What do you mean? What do I

have to do to get ready for bed?

I'm in bed.

OK. What's up with you?

I don't think I'm

gonna go to college.

Are you serious? Why not?

I mean, I've been

thinking about it,

and I don't even know

what I want to do

with my life yet, so why not

just take a few years off

and travel abroad or something?

Kate, everybody knows that

take a couple years off to

travel abroad really just

means going and get drunk

and hook up with a bunch

of foreign dudes.

You're better than that,

and college is all about

where you figure out what you

want to do with your life.

You're just so lucky you already

know what you want to do.

You're gonna be, like,

the first female president

one day or something.

Hopefully not.

There are currently a lot

of qualified women

serving in Congress.

I'm hungry.

Me, too. Want to order a pizza?

No. I want to get out of here,

and I want to go

somewhere nice, and...

it's gonna be on my parents.

- Really?

- Why not?

I mean... OK, technically,

it is for emergencies,

but seriously, if this isn't

an emergency, what is?

How are we gonna get there?

I'll just order us a ride.

I'll even say our names are

Viceroy and Monarch

like the butterflies,

not the hookers.

Hold on. What if we get caught?

We're not gonna get caught.

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