Bad Milo! Page #3

I can set up an examination.

- I don't.

- Mmm, would you?

- I don't.

- Great idea.

In fact, maybe I can take

a look tonight while I'm here.

That would be perfect!

See if there's a response

to a stimulus.

Are you the one

doing the stimulating?

That's correct, yes.

And size has nothing to do with it.

Don't be bashful.

He's right. You know, I mean,

we don't have that problem.

- No.

- We have the opposite problem.

I mean, we have to

really take it slow.

Honey, no one cares about

the size of your willie.

I've seen it, it's beautiful.

It's way above average.

The point is progeny.

We want grandkids.

In other words, there's more

than one way to choke a chicken.

Uh, wow, that's...

That's something to think about.

Oh, look at that. It's work.

I'm gonna have to take this.

Yeah, hello?

Hey, cubie,

how's it going?

Two things. First of all,

the toilets do nut work properly.

Uh-huh.

Second point.

I've looked into the Murphy

report on your computer...

You're using my computer?

Yes, and the good news is,

I found it.

The bad news is,

I think I may have deleted

something important.

You what?

Yeah, it was a folder called

"Board of directors presentation."

What?

Are you f***ing kidding me?

I've been working on that

for a year.

Oh, my God.

This is bad.

Honestly, I was flustered

by the toilet situation.

I called the janitor.

That's going to be better.

- That will...

- Whatever, whatever.

Whatever. I'll come in tonight.

I'll take care of it.

Bye.

F***, f***, f***.

Oh, God.

Did you know that the leading

cause of divorce is children?

That's not true.

That is just what children

believe in their hearts.

Kids are a huge responsibility.

It's just a stressful

thing, honey.

I don't know if I could

do it right now.

Okay, look, I didn't say that

I wanted to have a kid today.

I don't need to have

a kid tomorrow.

Okay, good because

tomorrow I have plans.

I gotta go see the doctor.

I gotta get the car washed.

Honestly, so if you're planning

on popping out a kid,

I just don't think it's

an appropriate day to do it.

I'm just saying that...

...I want to have a family,

and I want to have a family

with you.

I know. I want to have

a baby, too.

I just...

Phil put me in charge of layoffs.

Today.

Why did you agree to that?

What am I gonna say?

All you have to really do

is just say no.

It's just...

It's not a great time

to make big changes right now.

Can we just let things

settle down a little bit?

- Okay.

- Yeah?

- All right.

- I'm sorry.

What is going on down there?

Awful things.

Godawful things.

Oh, my God.

That is the worst smell I have

ever smelled in my life.

Honey? Is this gonna

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