Bad Match Page #4

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all right, fine, okay.

Look, I'll let you go,

but can I just give you

one little piece of advice?

One little piece of

advice before I go?

Lay it on me, oh great mystic.

Okay, look, I think

that this may be...

What?

Chuck?

Losing you, Chuck?

Hey.

Jesus, Riley.

Why are you still...

You didn't answer my texts.

Uh, yeah, no, I'm sorry.

I should've gotten back to you.

I was just trying to

tell you I was sorry

about this morning.

Yeah, sure, yeah, of course.

Just relax, okay?

There's no reason for

anyone to get hurt.

Hurt?

This?

Oh, my God, I'm cooking dinner.

I'm making chicken stir fry.

I felt so bad about today,

and I wanted to

make it up to you,

so I thought I'd

do something nice

and cook you dinner.

So you broke into my apartment?

No!

Actually, I never

really left except

for when I went

to go buy groceries.

But, you know.

You could've told me, Riley.

I tried, but you

didn't text me back.

Plus, I thought it would

be a nice surprise.

This was a bad idea, wasn't it?

Uh, no.

- You think I'm crazy.

- No, I don't.

Ill-advised maybe.

I just, I already ate, and I got

- a bunch of work to do.

- Consider me gone.

This was almost done anyway.

But it smells amazing.

So, tell you what,

I will have it for

lunch tomorrow.

Really?

So this wasn't like

deal-breaker stuff?

No!

Come on.

What's a little breaking and

entering between friends, huh?

Good.

'Cause I think I might

like you, Harris.

I think I might like you too.

Okay, let me get

out of your hair.

I'll just get my stuff,

and good luck with work.

Uh, I'll text you later?

Okay, bye.

I think I might like you.

To never talk to me again.

Hey, Shadow, is it

possible you got worse

since we last played?

I've been busy.

Let me guess, f***ing my mom?

No, f***ing your sister!

You have, like,

other insults, right?

Creative ones?

Suck my dick.

"Hi, baby, how are you?"

"What are you doing?"

Oh, there he goes.

Gotta be kidding me.

What's the matter?

Don't like getting

your ass kicked?

I wasn't talking

to you, ShadowMan.

Yeah, right.

Actually dealing with a girl!

Ever had a girlfriend before?

Yeah!

I'm not talking

about the body pillow

you sleep with at night,

I'm talking about a

real live human girl.

I don't have a body pillow.

You should get one.

It's gonna be a long

time before any girl

not stuffed with goose down

wants to sleep with you, so.

Wait, Shadow, you.

Oh, he quit?

Well.

Guess he had enough.

Hey.

I'm gonna go down to

the shooting stage

if you wanna roll.

Uh-huh, yeah, one sec.

Is that that girl again?

Fourth time today,

it's not even noon.

Maybe it's important.

Trust me, it's not.

- Uh, Harris?

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