Bad Match Page #2

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Down the hatch.

I haven't thought about

some of these games

since I was a little kid.

I mean, I used to be a huge

Sonic fan back in the day.

Oh, my God, are

you f***in' serious?

Sonic is like my life.

- You don't say?

- Yeah!

I beat the game once,

no cheat codes.

No, I always

thought Chaos Emeralds

would be a great band name.

That's genius.

Shall we?

Yeah.

Oh, my God, I love this song.

What?

Falling Still?

Seriously?

I know these guys.

- Personally.

- No, you don't.

Uh-huh, did the ad

campaign for their new album.

They got a show coming

up, we should go.

I'll get us backstage.

I would f***ing love that.

All right.

You know, I knew we'd get along.

I could tell just

from your profile pic.

I knew.

What's your sign?

Uh, Virgo, I think.

Oh, my God!

I'm a Pisces, we're like

the most compatible signs.

Well, what do you know?

Oh, f***.

- What?

- My ex just liked my post.

I'm sorry?

I think he's just

trying to f*** with me.

By liking your, uh...

I have the best idea.

Uh.

Act like you're

having a good time.

Okay.

Oh, my God, that's great.

You're a good actor.

We make a good team.

Hi.

Hey!

Hey.

I'm just gonna head out, okay?

You don't want to sleep over?

I, I got work tomorrow, so.

Well, you can just leave

from here in the morning.

Venice is kinda far

from where I work.

Plus, I gotta shower.

Well, you could

just shower here.

I could, but, you know, gotta

change and everything, so.

I might have a couple of

shirts you could borrow.

Don't worry, they're

my brother's.

It's just a lot

easier if I go home.

What are you doing tomorrow?

Maybe we could do this again?

Uh, yeah.

Oh, no, I've gotta

work on a pitch, but,

call you as soon as I get free?

Maybe this weekend?

Yeah, maybe.

Okay.

All right.

Sleep well, good night.

Don't gamble with

your car insurance.

Still too long.

We're at a casino.

Blackjack table; We

take a look at our hand.

16, the dreaded.

Oh, Christ, lemme.

We're at a casino.

Blackjack table.

"Hey, what's up?"

"What are you doing?"

Trying to work is

what I'm doing.

We're at a casino,

blackjack table.

Jesus f***ing Christ.

Okay.

Mm-hmm, shut the f*** up.

We're at a ca...

jeez f***!

I'm gonna kill this

girl if she doesn't.

Well, hello.

I brought wine.

Oh, God.

- Hello?

- Finally!

Dude, are you in the

hospital or something?

Robby?

The hospital?

What are you.

Holy sh*t, holy f***ing sh*t!

Yeah, dude, you

missed the meeting, man.

F***!

God, what happened?

My alarm didn't go off.

Dude, I don't know, man.

You gotta remember

to set that sh*t.

Oh, f***, are they still there?

Do I have time to...

They're gone, dude, they left.

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