Bad Kids of Crestview Academy Page #4

No.

Light reprimands?

No.

Occasional spankings?

F*** off.

Look, I know we don't move

in the same social circles...

You're rich, I'm poor.

You live in a mansion.

I live in a trailer.

Your family eats Sushi

and my family eats burgers.

Burgers 24/7. Yeah, you win.

Whatever, I'm sorry.

Can we please just stop

pretending to be friends?

Okay?

Look, I get the whole

defensive thing.

I get it.

Your sister's dead,

you're a b*tch, but...

You're an a**hole.

You are never gonna be

popular with that attitude.

Any doll can be popular

as long as you buy

her friends.

Ouch.

You and my mother

would get along really well.

I, I don't understand.

It, it's the right code.

Well, if we can't get

into the library,

what are we going to do, Max?

I have all the codes

in my office at the stadium.

I'll go check.

Okay, well, hurry.

Headmaster Nash hates

when we get off schedule.

I'll be back!

All right.

Where is he going?

That's none of your concern,

faith Jackson.

Guys, we're all just going

to stand here and wait.

Now, would anyone care

to share their thoughts

on what kind of butterfly

they'd like to be?

No.

This is stupid, with wings.

Are you serious?

An apatura Iris.

Dr. knight, can I talk

to you for a second?

It's kind of personal.

Okay.

Alone.

Well, I loathe

to leave a student in need.

See, um...

It's about my period.

Oh, are you a late bloomer?

No.

I've, um...

I've actually

been missing it.

I think I might have

a bun in the oven.

Oh!

Do you think that maybe

we could talk more privately?

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay.

There you go.

Thanks.

What the hell?

Ah, yes.

After the incident,

some of the parents argued

the statue was inappropriate,

but some insist

that it's a reminder

of our rainwater heritage.

So while they argue,

Max is keeping it in here.

Kind of makes things cramped,

don't you think?

Sorry, Dr. knight.

All right, Nash, payback time.

Come on.

Excuse me

while I whip this out.

Come on.

Really?

You know you want it.

I don't know what to

do with my thumbs.

I know, right?

I'm so bored.

I think I might

die of boredom.

It's not working.

There's a surprise.

Where'd you go?

Um, Dr. knight had to leave.

Did she say why?

She had an emergency at home.

Forgot to feed her cat

or pet her kitty.

Wink-wink.

I love kitties.

You would.

Maybe she saw a ghost

and spooked out.

Spook this, senorita.

It's not funny.

It's too scary.

Especially vengeful ones.

I don't know what to do if I

can't get you into the library.

Why not take us

to another room?

What room?

I mean, do we really have

to sit quietly in the library?

Who says?

The lecture hall's cool.

There's that big-ass screen.

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