Bad Kids of Crestview Academy

Synopsis: DETENTION SUCKS BUT IT'S KILLER FUN: It's four years later, and a new group of students has been placed in Saturday detention at the infamous and prestigious Crestview Academy. When Siouxsie, sophomore 'undercrust,' crashes the party to avenge her sister's death, a Saturday detention reserved for the privileged seniors of Crestview Academy turns into a date in hell. It's not long before a naïve pussycat lover, gay drug dealer, smokin' hot preacher's daughter, squeaky-clean senator's son, and the uninvited younger outsider find themselves locked-up in school with no way out, wondering who (or what) has set them up. Hilarity and suspense ensue while each 'bad kid' pits one against the other, and one by one each falls victim to absurdly gruesome 'accidents' while trying to escape. (Based on the best-selling graphic novel sequel 'Bad Kids Go 2 Hell.')
Director(s): Ben Browder
Production: Momentum Pictures
Rotten Tomatoes:
100 min


graduates of 19-ought-seven,

as you enter this new

chapter in your lives,

you can use your wisdom

and your brains!

Crestview academy for girls?


We've got reports of fire and

a possible hostage situation

at crestview academy.


All units in the vicinity,

please respond. Over.


Team one, do you read me?

Team one, do you read me?

Copy that.

We are code green.

All units, possible man down.

Hands up!

You know the drill.

She is not giving up.

You are not going

to do anything!

You are going to turn

yourself in like the last one.


and slow.

Go to hell.

Polish your bike?


Polish your bike?

Yeah, sure, kid.

Knock yourself out.



Ah, siouxsie with an "x."

How is my little

Indian Princess?

You mind?


Oh, got you.

Now, what can I put

in your shopping basket today?

What you should've

already done, Ben.

Excuse me, in my domain,

you call me the naked wizard.


Well, yeah,

'cause nothing hides

from my wizardry.

Just like

what's under your clothes.

I'd penetrate that.

Keep your dick

habits to yourself.

Do you have it?

One super-creepy-style virus

no computer can resist.

Just slide it into the

lecture-room computer.

And I'm on the detention list.

Taking care of business

as we speak.

Are you serious?

I did everything you suggested

and I'm still not on the list?

It'll be done

as soon as you arrive.

Give it to me, baby.

Fine. I'll PayPal

you when I'm done.

Hey, I just got to ask.

If you really think it's murder,

why don't you just go to the police?

Because, naked wizard,

when I have my proof,

they'll burn.

You know you want it.

F***, she's crazy.

But I'd tap that.

Thanks, kid.

Where's the Benjamin?

You're shitting me,

right? Beat it.

All this money.

God, I hate this school.

Hmmm. Are you sure

you're in detention today?

I'm having trouble

pulling up the list.

You don't think that I've

earned my place here?

Miss hess!

This is not a part

of the crestview-approved

grieving process!

Get off the car.

No can do, Mr. Nash.

My sister's corpse splashed

all over the hood of your car.

And I'm sorry about that.

The world needs to know!

This isn't

gonna help anyone.


Please, get off the car.

I mean, first the hood,

now the roof.


The side of the car.

No, it's not appropriate.

It's not appropriate!

I want you to come see me

after school for detention!

Ooh, I'll come see you.

For detention!

Because I've been bad.

I've been so bad. Oh!

I've seen this all before.


It hurts me, to give it to you

but you're gonna have detention.

It hurts me,

but I like it.

No, I don't do that.

Yes, yes!

Don't do that. Let's go.

You're a witness. She's a witness as well.

Kids, get back to class.

Yes, you've been so

bad and naughty.

All of you go to class.

It's fine.

We're gonna burn another car

tomorrow. Back to class.

Everybody, detention,

'cause you've been bad,

you've been bad,

you've been bad!

In spite of your actions...

Over 100,000 hits on YouTube.

Right, but headmaster

Nash usually reserves

his weekend punishments

for only certain students.

Oh, you mean the rich kids?

Oh, no, no, no, no.

I do not like using

the r word.

All right, well,

Dr. knight, Mr. na...

Headmaster Nash told me

to come here today.

I don't know. There must

be some kind of error

in your dumbass computer.

Siouxsie, Mr. Nash

is very clear on his rules,

and he loves updating

his lists properly.

But if you insist that he put you

on the list, i can give him a call.

No, no, it's okay.

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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