Bad Hair Day Page #5

up to those water polo delinquents.

They aren't delinquents!

They are really sweet, really hot guys

who happen to be slightly disrespectful

of the city's sanitation rules.

And why do you care about

littering laws, anyway?

I thought PI's were supposed to be cool.

Hey, Sarah. I'm sure they are.

Am, I am. Look, why are we here?

I have a hair appointment, and

I need to return my dress.

Girl! That color looks great on you.

I got your vote tonight, right?

Oh, you are really desperate for votes.

Listen, I care about my community.

And I happen to care about

what they think of me, okay?

It sounds exhausting.

That's why I work alone.

How's that going for you, Miss Cheerful?

Tommy, I saw the pics from the sit-in.

You know, I really hope you

guys save those wetlands.

Yeah.

Then you can get back to your drum circle.

Okay.

PS, thanks for the samurai

work you did on our website.

I told you. It's all about

search engine optimization.

Rad hat, by the way.

Ski hats, this year's berets.

You know what I'm saying? Totally.

So, I've got your vote tonight, right?

Hey, you've got my vote.

So who is this?

Uh...

she is my Aunt Hilda.

She's colorblind.

Oh, no, I'm really sorry

to hear about that.

I mean... Yeah.

It's sad.

I sit at stoplights all day

wondering, "Do I stay?

Do I go?"

Okay. Bye.

Bye. I'll see you tonight.

Bye.

Really?

"Colorblind Aunt Hilda"?

Would you prefer "creepy private eye

strangely obsessed with a

piece of costume jewelry"?

Why colorblind? And

why Hilda? I don't know.

I don't even know your real name.

I somehow doubt it's Liz McRogersberger.

It is Liz, all right?

Liz Morgan.

Oh, hey, Sierra's here.

Who? Where?

Right there... there.

Oh, great. There's another one of you.

Hey!

You're here!

I thought you were stuck at home.

Well, I got a ride.

Oh. Hi.

I'm Sierra.

Who are you? Who is she?

I'm Hilda. She's Liz.

Long story. What's up?

Okay. I am totally freaking out.

I'm second guessing my colors for tonight.

Oh, I wish I could help you.

But I'm colorblind so

it ain't gonna happen.

Stop it. You started it.

Okay, okay, okay.

So did you hear Steph and Zoey

both got in off the waitlist.

We're all going to State.

Monica, you have to go.

It's going to be such a blast.

I know, I know,

it's... Oh, no.

I'm gonna be late.

Okay! Okay!

Whoo! What's all this about State?

Ooh, I want to go to State.

State sounds great.

I'm trying to decide

which college to go to.

And, you know, all my friends are

going to go to State next year.

But I got into one

other place. What's that?

The University of I Can't Do Hair?

MIT.

What?

You got into the Massachusetts

Institute of Technology,

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