Bad Hair Day Page #4

Nothing... See, that

is amazing to me.

I don't understand that. I don't.

Why can't I get a signal?

Because Brando, he's got magnetic

shielding, jams infrared.

I can't get a signal in this thing?

No.

But I've been, like, offline for 6 minutes.

Tonight's my prom and I'm

running for prom queen.

Do you know how much I've already missed?

How many posts? Status updates?

Emails? Good.

I don't trust that stuff.

It's bad news, it's a way

for people to track you

and know exactly where you are.

But I want people to know where I am.

Yeah, we actually have apps for that.

Pal Spotter.

Pal Spotter. Yeah.

It lets people know where

everyone is, at every second.

That is terrifying to me, right.

Okay, here's what you

need, here's what you need.

You need one of these. Okay.

No one has any idea where I am, all right?

It doesn't even hold

contacts, I don't think.

Built in 2002.

Oh, no. Water Polo Hotties.

Hide. "Water Polo Hotties"?

Is it like a gang?

What is it?

They... They don't

look very dangerous.

They go to my school.

I can't let them see

me in this freakmobile.

I'm sorry, freakmobile?

Did you just... You called

Brando a freakmobile.

All right, let's play that game.

Wait, wait. No, please.

Hey, you with the stupid glasses.

Yeah, you.

Turn your radio down.

It's a nuisance.

Municipal Code 5617-1B.

What's your problem?

Monica?

Is that you?

Hi, Braiden.

Aiden. Jasper.

Toby. Other Aiden.

Congrats on your win last night.

That 3-3 offense is really

working for you guys.

Thanks.

See you.

Turn the music down please.

Wait. You're a cop?

Not really.

You can get one of these for $21.99.

Pull over!

Pull your little mop art over!

Take your energy-efficient

vehicle and stop it!

There you go.

What are you doing?

Don't get out of the car.

Sunglasses off now!

Guess what?

I have a windshield cam, it caught you

littering on a public road. Yeah.

So see, I'm within my rights

to perform a citizen's arrest

and have you turned

over to the authorities,

yeah, which is a $500

fine or two nights in jail.

Your choice.

But guess since you're such pretty boys,

you don't want to do that, right?

So, pull back, pick up your drink

and dispose of it properly.

Okay?

Yes, ma'am.

Ma'am. That's right.

Ma'am.

Get some haircuts.

All of you.

You look ridiculous.

Buckle up, sweetpea.

I can't believe that just happened.

That just happened.

Sorry!

Do you have any idea how

many votes that probably cost me?

Votes? What, are

you running for office?

For prom queen.

I had the election locked up last night.

And now I'm falling behind.

You have real time polling

data for prom queen election?

Yes. That is why you were cozying

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