Bad Ass 3: Bad Asses on the Bayou Page #4

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Maybe they're just popular or something.

Whoo!

Gentlemen, can I tempt your palate to some

of Louisiana's finest mint juleps?

Don't mind if I do.

Wow, I've never seen a drink

with a plant growing out of it.

That's not a plant, sir.

Those are mint sprigs. Very refreshing.

- Enjoy.

- Mmm.

- Mint sprigs.

- Here's to.

(BOTH CHUCKLING)

CARMEN:
Straight outta the pages of GQ.

Damn! You boys look like

fine Southern gentlemen.

- Hey, baby.

- (LAUGHING)

There you go.

Girl, I can't leave you for two minutes

without someone hitting on you.

Oh, baby, I want you

to meet Frank and Bernie.

Boys, this is my Geoffrey.

Gentlemen, it's an honor

to finally meet you.

- You must be Frank.

- Pleasure.

- And you must be Green Machine.

- Yeah. Nice to meet you.

- Congratulations.

- Thank you, sir.

You're getting yourself

a wonderful woman.

Oh, I know. I'm blessed.

Must've done something good

in a past life to deserve her.

Isn't he cute?

EARL:
Geoffrey!

- Looks like I'm being summoned.

- Mmm.

Excuse me, gentlemen.

Sweetheart.

Nice guy.

No one has ever made me feel

the way he does...

and I've never been happier.

What happened to him?

If you don't mind me asking.

He was in Afghanistan

on the front lines.

He took an IED for a buddy.

I'm sorry, Carmen.

Nothing to be sorry about.

That man lives his life like

he's standin' seven feet tall.

(LAUGHING)

I wanna thank you all for comin', and now

I'd like to say a few words.

You know, it's tough for a father...

to watch his daughter grow and...

then to give her away to a stranger.

Wait a minute.

- That's the speech from her first wedding.

- (ALL LAUGH)

Here it is.

It's tough for a father

to watch his daughter grow...

give her away to some stranger...

- get her back and then give her away again.

- (ALL LAUGH)

(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

But it makes it easier when you have

a future son-in-law like Geoffrey here.

- Mmm?

- (APPLAUSE)

Your mother and I wish you both

the very best.

MAN:
Hear! Hear!

- (WHISTLES) Okay, okay. A toast. A toast.

- Yeah.

Carmen and Geoffrey, we wanna wish you all

the best in the world forever.

May you always have happiness, love...

- and you know what else... you know that.

- (SCATTERED LAUGHING)

(EXHALES) Yeah.

Mmm. Mmm.

Ahhh.

Ah, yeah.

(SNORING)

(SNORING)

- (MEN SHOUTING)

- (PUNCHES LANDING)

(CARMEN CRYING)

(MAN GROANS)

Let her go!

- Shut up, buddy!

- Bernie!

(GRUNTING)

- FRANK:
Bernie!

- (MEN SHOUTING)

(GRUNTING)

Bernie, for Christ's sakes, help me!

(POLICE SCANNER CHATTER)

BERNIE:
Hey, Frank!

Frank!

Goddamn, man! How could you be sleeping

at a time like this?

Huh? Ow! (GROANS)

- Where's Carmen?

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