Bad Ass 3: Bad Asses on the Bayou Page #3
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- 2015
- 85 min
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Mama, Daddy, I want you
to meet Frank and Bernie.
- Oh. Well, welcome, gentlemen.
- Oh.
Thank you. Pleasure to meet you.
- And thank you for bringing us out here.
- Yeah, very generous of you.
- Ah, it's our pleasure.
- MAMA:
Ooh, Carmen.You didn't tell me
how handsome they were.
DADDY:
Hey, girl, take it easy.- Hey, guys.
- Oh, my goodness!
Baby, what happened?
Oh, it was just Kyle and his buddies.
Earl, do you see this?
Baby, just a little
innocent roughhousing.
Boys'll be boys. He'll be just fine.
Son, let me introduce you to your sister's
friends from California, Bernie and Frank.
- What's up, guys?
- Sister?
CARMEN:
Yeah. He's my brotherfrom another mother.
Mama had that in vitro thing. We think
the egg and the sperm got a little mixed up.
Felt all the same to me.
Either way,
we love us some little Ronny.
Well, gentlemen, welcome.
Now let me show you to your room.
My, oh, my, Earl. (CHUCKLES)
This house must have
cost you a pretty penny.
- (CHUCKLES) Didn't cost me a dime.
- Say what?
It's a family estate passed down
from generation to generation.
It was given
to my great-great-granddaddy...
post-Civil War...
as part of the agrarian reform
for black farmers.
Little did anybody know that this house was
sitting on mineral reserves, including oil...
millionaires overnight.
Damn. Karma's a b*tch, Robert E. Lee.
- (ALL LAUGH)
- Ain't it the truth?
Hope you guys don't mind
sleepin' in the same room.
We got a lot of guests stayin' over,
Hey, I didn't know
you were in the military.
Oh, yeah.
Spent some time in Nam
many, many years ago.
I don't even know
who that guy is anymore.
There we go.
Everything ought to be here, but, if there's
anything else at all that you need...
please don't hesitate to ask.
What time you sending up the ladies?
(LAUGHING)
- After midnight.
- Why so late?
(LAUGHING)
Uh, fellas,
for watchin' over my little girl
while she was in LA.
- It means a lot.
- Carmen's a special girl.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- (CELL PHONE BUZZING)
Oh, now. Oh, rehearsal dinner's
in less than an hour.
You guys got to get dressed.
I took the liberty of hangin' up a couple
suits for you in the armoire.
I think we got your right sizes.
- One minute.
- (HIP-HOP)
MAN:
(RAPPING) I just do what I doSee me
I just do what I do
I just do what I do, do you know about me?
I just do what I do
- Let's do this.
- (LAUGHS)
Yeah, I just do what I do
See me
I just do what I do
Yo, check
Let me flip this script
I feel privileged
by all who can witness this
Damn. They invited
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