Backcountry Page #3

so it's great,

he's really talented.

Well done you, Alex.

Travel's good?

Travel's all rig ht,

yeah, and lucky for me

cannot find any fish, I got

a license to kill a deer.

Oh, cool.

F*** me trying to get a

license for that these days.

You guys have

anything we can cook

for sides with these?

Yeah, you know, I can...

May be fry the

veggies or potatoes?

The veggies sound good.

- Okay.

-I say the potatoes.

Why don't we do both?

Nah, let's...

Let's eat the potatoes.

I'll get 'em.

So you're Irish?

- I'm from Tipperary.

- Is that New Mexico?

That's a good one.

Actually South of Dublin.

What do you do

for a living out here?

I give backcountry

eco tours to tourists

who want a deeper experience

of the wilderness,

something more than

camping in a parking lot.

Yeah, that's cool.

I mean you and

Jenn are doing it,

so it must be cool, right?

How much would

something like that cost?

Well, I wouldn't know.

You don't know

how much it costs?

I only know how much

they pay me, Alex.

Okay, so they're

already hard boiled,

we just have to put 'em

on for a few minutes.

(Brad):
Hang on.

(urinating)

(m utters) Oh, my God.

(mouthing) I'm sorry.

All right then, let's

see what we got here.

- I can do that.

- No, I got it.

This smells delicious.

Yeah, there's garlic,

rosemary and some tyme.

You're a lucky man, Alex.

I know.

So what are your plans?

You guys gonna do

some amazing hikes,

see some spots, what?

I think we're--

You know we live

really hectic lives,

so I think we're

just gonna relax,

stay around here for a few days.

- Yup.

-All right.

You're really grabbing life by the

balls there, Alex, aren't you?

I'm just saying.

If I had a beautiful woman

here like Jenn

I'd wanna take her

to some spots that

weren't on the

tourist trail, right?

As a matter of fact,

Jenn, there is this

absolutely gorgeous waterfall,

I mean really beautiful.

You've probably been

there, right, Alex?

Yeah, totally.

Then you know which

side of the waterfall

to climb down on.

The right side.

The right side.

Good guess, Alex.

I wasn't guessing.

Always see these tourists always

trying to go down the left side.

I mean they think it's safer.

F***ing idiots.

There's also...

Frozen Arrow.

The Blackfoot Trail.

I mean if it were me,

I would wanna take

you to all those spots.

You sure you don't need a guide?

Already have one.

(Brad):
Let's eat.

All right.

- That was fun.

-Yeah, thanks for the fish.

All right.

And I'm now ready.

- Cheers!

- Night.

Hey Alex.

Earlier, you said something.

It was a misunderstanding.

You wanna explain that to me?

It was nothing.

Well he's a big boy.

Let him answer.

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