Bachelors Page #5

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I've been waitin' on you.

The man of honor

gets the first puff.

Yeah, boy.

Jesse is Sean's favorite cousin.

I guess you can say that...

Jesse is a little on

the other side of the law.

Jesse's done some bad things.

Some really bad things.

And he's been locked up

more than a few times.

But despite his rap sheet,

Jesse has a heart of gold.

Fortunately, Jesse was

released just in time

to be a groomsman

in the wedding.

Hey, man, you take care of that?

Oh, yeah, man, for sure.

Butterfly's bringing her girls.

Butterfly?

Butterfly is Jesse's wife,

and she's just as tough

as Jesse.

Butterfly's done

some bad things.

Some really bad things.

But whenever Jesse

gets locked up,

Butterfly writes him letters,

keeps money on his books

and visits him.

Even I have to admit,

Jesse and Butterfly

are perfect for each other.

One of Butterfly's many

hustles is managing strippers.

According to Jesse,

she's got real quality product.

F***in' A!

Yeah, man, she's got

a batch of 'em comin'.

But listen,

Butterfly don't take no sh*t

when it comes to clients

messin' with her girls.

Don't worry about it, man.

Listen.

We're all respectable men.

- It's all good.

- All right.

Let's have a good night then.

Wait a minute!

Aaron, what is he doing?

Floyd, listen.

Hey, listen.

Nobody is going to jail, okay?

- But we agreed. No drugs!

- It's just marijuana.

Besides, it's medicinal.

It's fine.

Listen, I'm gonna get that.

You just sit down right here.

Relax and, uh...

inhale.

Yeah, there you go.

Don't forget to lock the door!

- Hey, you wanna hit this sh*t?

- No!

I was really hoping

Miles could make it.

It's been a minute

since we've seen him.

We're all so damn proud of him.

We get excited whenever

we get a chance to see...

Gus?

The one and only.

Gus wasn't invited.

Now surely you a**holes know

that a party ain't a party

without the Gus-Man, right?

How did you know we were here?

Hey, you never know

what to expect from ol' Gus.

Guess that's what makes me

such an outstanding person.

Whoo! Yes!

It reminds me of that game

against Mount Vernon High.

You remember that game, right?

Sean and I know Gus

from high school.

Most people don't like Gus.

To be honest, I'm not

too crazy about him myself.

And I smashed that puck

right through

that goalie's five-hole.

Gus has a lot of

unlikeable qualities.

For instance, he's always

talking about himself.

Always trying to be

the center of attention.

I'm just the type of person

whose light is so bright,

it's kinda hard to be around me,

you know what I mean?

I'm the type of person who

women just find themselves...

And always using

big words out of context.

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